I found this pretty funny and wanted to share it to someone. So yesterday night me and my bf tried to have lose our virginity to each other and it was both of our first times.
We tried and tried but we couldn’t find the hole to stick it in. He tried sticking it in and I tried too but nothing was going in lol.
It didn’t help at all that we were both virgins and that I have never pleasured myself before therefore even I didn’t know where the damn hole was (also the fact that he has a gurthy D) .
At one point I tried finding it with my fingers but could only stick in the tip of my finger (literally physically couldn’t make it go more in) .
Then he went down on me and it worked with his tongue. He thought that he had found it but womp womp it wouldn’t go in.
After 3 condom changes we gave up and started cuddling and we’re deciding to try again another time just found it funny that that’s how my first attempt went Lmaooo.
Netizens’ comments
- Don’t try to stick it in the belly button, that’s not where it goes.
- You’ll figure it out eventually. Enjoy the process.
- Next time try taking the underwear off
- You should ‘explore’ what you’re like down there. Just feel and look. Knowing your own body will make it a lot easier. And lube is great, I used it for the first month or so, it’ll spare you from any pain you may feel. And it’ll be messy and clumsy but that’s totally normal!
- Duuude I remember the first time I tried to find the entrance to the cave of wonders. Absolutely flabbergasted, significantly lower than I thought it would be. And women wonder why we can’t find it.
- Have you thought about bringing a compass and a map?
- Try sticking it into the nostrils.
- Try entering with his foot first.