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GIRL SAYS “I’M A KINDA HOT GIRL WHO LIKES TO FART ON PEOPLE, I DON’T CARE”

I’m a semi-hot girl who likes to fart on people.

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Okay, I don’t actually enjoy farting on people; I just do it. I’m not going to hold my fart in, that I want to let out, just because some random stranger that I don’t care about happens to be around.

Smell my fart and get over it.

I’m kinda hot and I don’t care. I’ll fart on anyone, even my crush. If they don’t like it, then it’s probably not going to work out anyway.

I definitely fart around kids and old people. What are they gonna do, lol?

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I’m an athlete. I ate beans, and high protein meals. I’m not going to jeopardize my gastro stuffs, and tubes down there, just so other people don’t have to smell farts sometimes.

I’m not going to always hold in my farts, when I’m around people. That damage is just going to add up over time and give me backside cancer, or acid reflux or something.

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