And my middle finger went right in his mouth
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A couple of years back I was trying on a long sleeve shirt at a clothes shop.
As I was pushing my arm through one of the sleeves, and my hand popped out of the end, I suddenly realized my finger was in something warm and wet.
I looked over, and saw that I had perfectly timed my hand/sleeve exit maneuver with the passing of a staff member, and my middle finger went right in his mouth.
I apologized profusely, and we both ran off, totally embarrassed. That is all.
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Netizens’ comments
- Ah yes, the critically acclaimed “BrokeBass Mountain”
- Noodling, but for humans.
- This reminds me of a cursed tiktok i had the displeasure to see…of a girl who edits pictures with her and jesus…finger licking and more….
- omg u need professional help LOL