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GUY CAN’T USE HIS “25CM” KUKUBIRD, SAYS BECAUSE WOMEN DON’T WANT A SHORT GUY

I am more on the bad genetic side with a no man’s land height of 171cm.

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However, my pencil is of high quality (~15cm default and extendible up to 25cm depending on my mood) so much that John Wick can use it as his weapon anytime.

But here is the problem. No one other than me knows about its existence because girls who I date on the apps typically shun me when they see my height. You know, young ladies these days… are more choosy with height and they themselves are mostly 170cm or above, contrary to the fake disgusting stats on website (160cm).

It is hard for someone like me born in the early 90s to find shorter girls as they are mostly taken by guys like you. Thus, there is no way I can find my future special one to illustrate my potential, my golden pencil.

What is the point of having a good tool when you are short and no one notices you? Likewise it must be pretty sucky for a tall guy like you to have a good height yet with a small tool. But hey, at least you experienced doing the deed, unlike me, evergreen for life.

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End of the day, I feel it is better to be a tall guy with a short pencil than short guy with a useless long pencil. I feel like I got shot in the arms, heart left right centre. It is a more terrible feeling seeing so many girls with tall attached guys everywhere I go, holding hands on streets and here I am stuck in this abyss of loneliness and dwarfism.

You have a very good height so please at least be satisfied. I believe height is more important to girls than your pencil. You had it better than me…..

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