I once broke up with a girl because she turned the bathroom into a biohazard every time she took a dump.
A few years ago I was in a relationship with a Korean girl. I’m not talking about someone who has Korean ancestry.
She was actually born and raised in Korea. So she ate a lot of kimchi, bulgogi, garlic, spicy food, etc.
The first time it happened, she got up while we were watching a movie. When she came back I needed to pee so I went into the bathroom and immediately almost threw up.
It was legitimately one of the most horrid smells I’ve ever experienced. I didn’t say anything though because I didn’t want to embarass her.
I started buying air freshener and spraying the bathroom top to bottom every time she used it. It didn’t help much.
Eventually, I started to associate the sight of her with the rancid poop smell. I couldn’t be around her without being disgusted.
So we broke up. I told her it was because we were both busy in our personal lives, but it was actually because whenever I see her I think of poop and the smell.
I just couldn’t put up with her ‘crap’ any longer.
- I’ve been married 24 years and still time my shits to keep my wife in the dark as to the pure evil I’m capable of producing
- My wife literally tells me to stay away from the toilet after she takes a dump so it doesn’t change my perception of her lmaooo
Crazy that she actually has a point and it might very well make me break up with her /s
- Had a housemate who would get up at 6am to poo and it would destroy the whole house. Never smelled shit that bad.
- If you are afraid of stinking up the bathrooms just flush as soon as it hits the water. Flush multiple times if you need too.