It all started innocently enough. I was on a date with my then-girlfriend. We were having a great time, and I was really enjoying her company.
It was then that she did something that changed my life forever. She farted.
It was a loud, proud, and unmistakable fart that echoed through the restaurant. I was embarrassed and appalled. Not only had she just farted in public, but I was the one to blame. I had been the one to suggest the spicy food that she had been eating. I felt terrible.
But then something unexpected happened. I was overcome with a strange feeling. I couldn’t identify it at first, but as I looked around at the other diners, I could see that they were all trying to suppress their laughter. The sound of her fart had brought a strange kind of joy to the room, and I couldn’t help but smile.
That’s when I knew I loved farts
From that day on, I became obsessed with farts. I was constantly asking my girlfriend to fart, and she was often more than happy to oblige. She soon started to realize that I really loved the smell and sound of her farts, and she started to enjoy it too.
It was then that I decided that I wanted to take it to the next level. I wanted to smell her farts every single day. I started to make it a part of our daily routine. Every morning, I would wake up and ask her to fart. She would usually oblige, and I would savor the smell and sound of her farts.
My love for farts continued to grow. I started to experiment with different foods and techniques to enhance the smell and sound of her farts. I even started to document my experiments in a journal. I loved every minute of it, and I was always looking for new ways to make her farts smell and sound better.
I am even thinking of starting a blog to share my love for farts to the world.