This happened yesterday so I’m still traumatized, yet here I am letting the world know about my screw up.
For context, our house is extremely small. We’re currently living with our relatives for the time being in this big house but we’re given literally just three rooms. The rooms themselves aren’t even that spacious; one is the sleeping, dining, living room area, while the other is the work/storage area that leads to the bathroom.
So, here I was, right? Going about my day, browsing Man haven with my whole family watching the Wall-E in the other room, meanwhile, I’m looking for good “films” to watch. I have this weird thing that turns me on more, but I’ve been limiting myself to watching vanilla as of writing this post. Then, I found more weird stuff And it turned me on. (Old-school looking animation, but I mean it’s a small price to pay for double the moans.
As soon as the girl walked in on the two other girls doing it on the club room’s couch, I got rock hard and I thought to myself “this is wrong” with a chuckle. Immediately, I went to grab my emergency fap-pack consisting of my phone, a pair of earbuds, a towel, and a change of clothes. I’ve been doing this since I was 13, I know my stuff. Go to the bathroom, set your phone on silent, bring a pair of earbuds so nobody hears it, you smell too after you come so I usually take a bath after, and last but not the least I open the window to let the suspicious stank out (poor neighbors).
Another successful fap, I think to mysel and I start erasing the evidence. Then, I see it. A notification about casting something to a TV. Holy…, my ku ku jiao went inverted and became a magic hole so fast before in my entire life, all the blood went from my stick back in circulation as I turned off my phone’s Wi-Fi. I nervously finished cleaning and taking a bath, preparing for the worst. Took my sweet time in there, but I was delaying the inevitable. I stepped out and stayed in the other room.
I quietly sat down and continued typing on my computer. Nobody said ANYTHING. The TV was still on playing Wall-E, and my little brother (6) was still smiling and laughing because of the weird egg robot. In the end, I don’t know if it actually streamed, but I sure as hell hope it didn’t. Maybe it was the neighbors (poor bastards, now they know how the stank came to be)