I have a friend who thinks that he is the smartest man is this world, he often compares himself to ancient historical figures like Zhu Ge Liang, known for his intelligence.
However, he is only a Zhu Ge
However, the truth is that his so called ‘smartness’ was all self proclaimed.
He was not as smart as he claimed he was, as he always gets into trouble whenever he goes out drinking at bars and KTVs.
The reason being? He always think with his ‘kkj’ instead of his brain, just like a real ‘Zhu Ge’.
‘Zhu Ge’ is a mandarin slang for ‘itchy’ in case you guys don’t know.
Desperate to get a girl
In these pubs and KTVs that he frequents, he is always desperate to want to get to know girls and would always approach them inappropriately.
For instance, usually when the first time someone talks to a stranger, they would at the most offer a handshake and introduce themself.
However in the instance of my friend, he would directly put his arms around the female and introduce himself which obviously many of them finds it desperate.
After that, he will keep trying to force the girl to drink even though he was not really welcomed there and he would then try to kiss the girl.
Got into trouble because of this
Due to his ‘zhu ge’ actions, he has often got into trouble with many people.
Security will usually ask him to get out of the establishment and the girl’s boyfriend/friend/husband will usually come and scold him and always want to beat him up.
Despite all these, he still insists that he is very smart because he manage to eat the girl’s ‘tofu’ and still manage to get away.
His definition of eating ‘tofu’ is managing to hug them or at times still a kiss.
I don’t know how he can continue thinking this way and I just hope that one day when he gets into trouble, I won’t be beside him because I do not want to get into any sort of trouble especially if it is self brought upon.