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MAN TOOK PLANE FOR FIRST TIME, ASKED IF HE NEEDS TO BRING A PARACHUTE

A netizen shared a story online after bringing his employee overseas for work.

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He shared that the employee did not take a plane before and asked all sorts of questions that makes no sense or were just absolutely hilarious.

Here is the story:

This happened just as the borders start to open and I had to travel to the states with my employee who I hired about 6 months ago.

When I told him about the trip he said he had to seek permission from his mother, for context he is 27.

I told him “If your mother tells you, you can’t go your fired and you will personally get a 1 year supply of diapers from me”.

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Yeah, I know I sound mean but we often joke like that in the office.

So he eventually got his mother to consent to the trip and he started to ask me what is allowed or not allowed in the luggage.

He then popped a question: “Do I need to bring a parachute?”.

His tone was not joking! I answered him “Maybe you can tell me where got sell parachute? Maybe you can try NTUC or Sheng Siong”.

He nodded as he had no idea I was being sarcastic, I quickly told him there are no parachutes and he started to panic.

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I eventually cleared the “education session” of flying with him and we were on the plane.

When the plane was taking off, he wet himself and started shaking. I had to tell him several times that it is completely normal but he was going to burst into panic mode soon.

I ordered alcohol as soon as the service starts and I made him drunk asap. So I don’t have to watch him.

We eventually landed and the first thing he did was to change his pants, during the whole flight the smell was just unbearable.

He did try to dry his pants in the toilet but it only made it worse.

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