It’s a bit of a confession, but I know this sounds selfish, but I want a rich wife.
I’ve seen the kind of lifestyle that money can buy, and I want to live it. I know that it’s not the most admirable thing to say, but I’ve come to terms with it. I’ve come up with a plan to make it happen.
My plan is to make my high-flyer girlfriend pregnant. I know that sounds bad, but it’s the only way I can “secure her”. I’ve done the math and even though she’s already successful, if I can get her to marry me and have a baby, it’s much more likely that she will stay with me and be committed for the long haul.
I know that it might not be the most ethical way to get what I want, but I’m willing to do whatever it takes. After all, I’m not asking for anything that she’s not already capable of.
I’ve already started working on my plan. I’ve started talking to her about the idea of getting married and having a baby. She seems interested and I’ve been dropping hints that it could be a great way to secure our future.
I’ve also been talking to her about the financial benefits of starting a family. I’ve been emphasizing the advantages of having a child and how it can help us both build a better life.
Finally, I’ve been trying to make her feel secure and supported. I’ve been emphasizing that I’ll be there for her no matter what and that I won’t ever abandon her.
I know that this plan might not work, but I’m willing to try anything to get what I want. I’ve already put a lot of thought and effort into this plan and I’m hopeful that it will work out.
I know that this plan might not be the most ethical, but I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get what I want. I’m not asking for anything that she’s not already capable of, and I’m confident that if I can make her feel secure and supported, it’s much more likely that she will stay with me and be committed for the long haul.
So for the last 20 times we did it, I either poke holes in the “rubber” or I remove them completely, the first few times she felt my hot juices went in and scolded me, so the next few times I kept poking several holes in the “rubber”.
I blame the manufacturer that the rubber breaking as an excuse to calm her down.
So yes, I know this sounds a bit selfish, but I want a rich wife. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen, and I’m hoping that this plan will work out.