We were making out and he squeezed my bewb and made a honking noise
Cant make this up. Like we were making out and he stopped and put his hand on my bewb (with consent of course, I told him he could) and he makes a honking noise like a clown while squeezing them
I literally died laughing, seriously how do you get that idea
- He made you laugh, that was the point… to lighten the mood. I always do it to my wife when she is mad or stressed and it makes her laugh and relax a little.
- On behalf of men, we are all still 12 at heart
- My wife unintentionally does laser blaster noises sometimes when she gives me a hj, like “pew pew pew” and it ruins the mood lol
- I read a post on here about a girl whose boyfriend wouldn’t stop doing this and she broke up with him over it.
- I honka-honka my girlfriend all the time! Lol
- the intrusive thoughts won…
- I don’t care how old they get.. they are still BOYS. Lol, I’ve had more than one man honk me and I’ve just accepted they will never grow up haha
- Ah men we grow old but we never truly grow up. Pretty sure the older I get the younger I act. 26 and I’ll do this with my wife. Also in the past, I pretended to echo while in adult time, she used me as a microphone. Ah love that woman
- I mean . . . us guys are weird. We like making people laugh. Usually at our silly and stupid antics.
- I usually try to hide one of the dog’s squeaky toys in one hand and then honk my wife with the other. The effect usually works pretty well.
- Us men, no matter how old we are, we will never grow up.