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Thursday, February 9, 2023
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WOMAN PIAK PIAK WITH GUY, LIE DOWN LIKE STARFISH WHILE HE DOES ALL THE WORK

My one and only experience with Tinder in my late 20’s. Matched with a girl in her late 30’s (am/was into that), chatted for awhile and seemed to hit it off.

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Went for some drinks, then she proposed we go back to my place. She kept talking about how much she had enjoyed spending a few months in Europe recently.

I started with some light foreplay, but she was impatient and told me move things along. Then she just completely starfished.

Everyone is different, so I figured what I was doing must not have been working and kept trying to switch it up but she refused to switch positions and seemed completely disinterested in the activity.

After about 10 minutes she sighed and said, “I really miss European men”. Queue that ‘record scratch’ noise in my head.

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I pulled out and asked her to get dressed, then she spent the next 10 minutes yelling at me…then freaked out the next day when I messaged her saying that I wasn’t interested in seeing her again.

Bullet dodged.

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