COUPLE PIAK HALFWAY, HUSBAND SUDDENLY LEAVES TO WATCH “ADULT CARTOONS” ON THE SOFA
GF KEEP MAKING FUN OF BF’S KKJ SIZE, SAYS IT’S “CUTE & TINY” UNTIL HE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
MAN SAYS NOW IS THE BEST TIME FOR FRESH GRADS TO JOIN NEW STARTUP COMPANIES
COMPANIES DO KEEP TRACK OF EMPLOYEES SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITIES – “BOSS IS WATCHING YOU!”
GIRL WHO IS 105KG & 1.6M TALL CLAIMS SHE HAS ANOREXIA
MAN SMITTEN WITH RECONNECTED SEC SCH FRIEND WHO DOES MLM, INSIST SHE NOT SELLING HIM ANYTHING
MAN PCC TOO MUCH TILL CAN’T ENJOY S-, TOOK HIM 4 HRS & 3 ‘HELMET’ TO RELEASE
EMPLOYER: “NOT THAT I WANT HIRE FT, THE NEW GEN SPOILT BRATS REALLY DAMN USELESS”
SINGLE MUM WITH NO MONEY CRIED AFTER FRIEND LENT HER $20, TOMORROW GET TO EAT
16 Y.O NO MONEY WANT TO MOVE OUT AFTER FIGHT WITH DAD, PACKED HIS BAGS BUT NOWHERE TO GO
