BF PUT HIS FINGERS INSIDE GF’S OYSTER, TOOK IT OUT & IT SMELLED LIKE SPAGHETTI
UNI GIRL FEELS “URGENT” NEED TO FIND A MAN BECAUSE “AS YOU GROW OLDER, LESSER PEOPLE AVAILABLE”
COUPLE PIAK PIAK TOO LOUD, DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR COMPLAIN ABOUT THE “AH OOH AH” SOUNDS
S’POREANS SHARE THEIR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH PONTIANAKS, “I SMELLED FRANGIPANI”
GUY SAY IF HE’S AN SG GIRL HE CAN EARN $100K A MTH BY SELLING HIS BODY OR BATHWATER
GUY WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE’S POOR
WIFE PREPARES FOOD THAT IS DISGUSTING, WIFE KEEP GIVES EXCUSE
WOMAN MARRIED 8 YEARS, STILL FEELS NERVOUS WHEN HUSBAND LOOKS AT HER
NEIGHBOUR CURSED, PUNCHED WALLS, BECAUSE MAN’S FRONT DOOR RATTLES WHEN CLOSED
YPs THROW PAIL & POUR “BROWN LIQUID” ON UNCONSCIOUS DRUNK MAN, SPITS ON HIM
