I was completely fed up with my neighbour and his noisy antics most of the time. I had been living beside this neighbour for almost two years now, and his noise had been driving me crazy.

I had tried to be understanding, but it was really getting to me.

Always jams to music

My neighbour was a musician, and he would spend most of his days in his home playing his guitar. On top of that, he would have friends over for jam sessions, and it always made the walls shake.

It didn’t help that my neighbour lived directly above me, so the sound of the music was amplified.

I had tried to talk to my neighbour about it several times, but he would always brush it off, saying that he was just having fun.

Told me to stay at LCK cemetery if I wanted peace and quiet

I had finally had enough, and I confronted my neighbour again. I asked him to keep it down, but he just laughed and said that if I wanted peace and quiet, I should go and stay at LCK cemetery.

I was so angry that I wanted to punch my neighbour in the face. How dare he suggest that I go and live in a cemetery?

It was insulting and demeaning. I was about to yell at my neighbour, when I suddenly stopped myself.

I realized that I was about to get into a fight with my neighbour, and that was not going to solve anything.

Started to use my mop to hit my ceiling

I came up with an idea to pay my neighbour back in his own coin.

Every night while my neighbour finally quietens down and goes to sleep, I would take my mop and use the handle to hit my ceiling.

My motive was to irritate and annoy my neighbour as much as possible so that he knows how irritating it is to be disturbed constantly.

I did this nightly for almost two weeks, before my neighbour finally understood and started to quieten his jamming sessions down.

Well, I am glad that this solution worked.

I’m here to tell you the story of how I drank beer until my tummy grew so big it covered my ‘kkj’. I’m not sure why I did this, but it was a night I’ll never forget.

It all started one night at a bar. I was feeling kind of down and decided to go out to try and cheer myself up. I figured a few beers wouldn’t hurt and I thought that maybe it would take my mind off of things.

Little did I know that that decision would lead me down a path that would forever change my life.

I started out drinking just a few beers. I was having a good time and enjoying myself. I was talking to people and laughing and the beers were going down pretty easy.

Before I knew it I was on my fifth beer and I was starting to feel pretty good. I figured why not keep going and I kept drinking until I had had about eight beers.

At this point I was feeling really good, but I was also feeling really bloated. I looked down and noticed that my stomach had gotten really big.

It was so big that it was starting to cover my ‘kkj. I was shocked because I had never had a belly that big before and I was kind of proud of it.

I continued to drink, not realizing the consequences of my actions. I kept drinking and my stomach kept getting bigger and bigger.

I was in a daze and didn’t realize what I was doing until it was too late. By the time I stopped drinking, my stomach was so big it completely covered my ‘kkj.

I had gone too far and now I was paying the price.

I felt embarrassed and ashamed of what I had done. I wanted to go home and hide, but I was too drunk to drive.

I was too embarrassed to even look at anyone. I was so embarrassed that I was too scared to even try and go to the bathroom.

I eventually sobered up and was able to drive home. I had never been so embarrassed in my life and I was determined to never let this happen again.

I learned my lesson and I never drank that much again.

So that’s my story. I drank beer until my tummy grew so big it covered my ‘kkj.

It was an embarrassing experience, but I learned my lesson and I’m thankful that I never have to go through that again.

A netizen shared a list of Thai languages for those who want to get a Thai girlfriend.

The netizen says he has successfully got married and no longer needs this list, he is sharing this list with all the brothers all there who need it.

Here is the full list:

Hello everyone, I was cleaning up the files in my computer and I found this. I’m married and no longer need this list.

For any bros out there that might want to learn that.

Romance

• I love you. (pom ruk koon)
• I miss you. (pom kit teung koon)
• Can you be my girlfriend? (ben faen pom dai mai) – * For yes the reply is “dai” and for no the reply is “mai dai”
• I am single. (pom sot)
• You are very beautiful. (koon suay mak)
• You are very cute. (koon na-ruk mak)
• I like your smile. (pom chorp roi yim kong koon)
• I think about you all night. (pom kit teung koon tung keun)
• I think I have fallen in love with you. (pom kit wa pom long ruk koon)
• You are my angel. (koon keu nung fa kong pom)
• I want to see your face every day. (pom yark hen na koon took wun)
• I want to marry you. (pom dtong gan dtang ngan gub koon)
• Can I kiss you? (joop dai mai)
• Don’t leave me. (ya ting pom)
• I can’t live without you. (pom yoo mai dai ta mai mee koon)
• I never lied to you. (pom mai ker-ee gor hok koon)
• I will always be on your side. (pom yoo kang koon sa-mer)
• Have a nice dream. (fun dee na)
• Take care of yourself. (do lae dtua eng duay an)
• I want you to be happy. (pom dtong gan hai koon mee kwarm sook)
• You make me happy. (koon tam hai pom mee kwarm sook)
• I want to be with you. (pom yak yoo gup koon)
• Please trust me. (brot chuea jai pom)
• I want you to trust me. (pom dtong gan hai koon chuea jai pom)
• Do you miss me? (koon kit teung pom mai)
• When do you want me to come back? (koon dtong gan hai pom glup ma muea rai)
• Love at first sight. (ruk raek pop)
• My heart is yours. (hua jai kong pom ben kong koon )
• I will never cheat on you (pom ja mai nork jai koon)
• You are the one I have been waiting for. (koon keu kon nun tee pom ror)

Dating

• Can I see you tomorrow? (proong nee jer gun dai mai) – * For yes the reply is “dai” and for no the reply is “mai dai”
• Are you free tonight? (keun nee koon wang mai) – * For yes the reply is “wang” and for no the reply is “mai wang”
• Do you like me? (koon chorp pom reu blao) – * For yes the reply is “chorp” and for no the reply is “mai chorp”
• I am serious about you. (pom jing jai gup koon)
• Can you go out with me? (bai tee-o gup pom dai mai) – * For yes the reply is “dai” and for no the reply is “mai dai”
• Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? (koon mee faen reu young) – * For yes the reply is “me” and for no the reply is “yung”
• What kind of men do you like? (koon chorp poo-chai bap nai)
• Can you tell me your phone number please? (kor ber tor koon dai mai) – * For yes the reply is “dai” and for no the reply is “mai dai”
• Do you want to go and eat with me? (bai gin kao gub pom mai ) – * For yes the reply is “bai” and for no the reply is “mai”
• Do you want to go to watch a movie? (bai doo nung gup pom mai) – * For yes the reply is “bai” and for no the reply is “mai”
• Can I meet your parents? (pom bai pob por-mae koon dai mai) – * For yes the reply is “dai” and for no the reply is “mai dai”
• I want to meet you. (pom dtong gan pop koon)
• Are you still living at the same place? (koon yung yoo tee derm chai mai)
• I won’t forget you. (pom ja mai leum koon)
• Your eyes are so beautiful. (duang dtar kong koon suay mak)
• You are my girlfriend. (koon ben fan pom)
• Your love is very important to me. (kwarm ruk kong koon sam kun dtor pom mak)
• Please speak to me. (dai brot poot gup pom)
• You hurt me so much. (koon tam pom jep mak)
• Can I hold your hand? (jub meu dai mai?)

I’m 22 years old. I’m writing this because I have to share my story, one that I’m not proud of but I believe it’s important to tell.

Since a young age, I had been very curious about my body and I would often explore it to understand it better.

Started to touch his kkj

I quickly found out that touching my kkj was very pleasurable so I started to do it more and more, even during class.

I was so addicted to the feeling that I would do it any chance I got, even if it meant I could get caught.

This went on for years until I was 18 and it was time for me to start dating. I was nervous but excited to finally feel a girl’s touch and I was sure my kkj would react accordingly.

Couldn’t react to a girl’s touch

Unfortunately, my years of overplaying had taken a toll and when the girl finally touched it, it was completely unresponsive.

It was a shock to me, but it soon became clear that I had done too much to my kkj and it had lost the ability to react to external stimulus.

I was so embarrassed and ashamed that I ran away from the girl and never told her what had happened.

Tried to solve the issue

In the following years, I tried to find ways to fix the problem but it was too late. I had done too much damage and my kkj was beyond repair.

I felt so guilty and ashamed that I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to a girl ever again.

My life had been irreversibly changed and I was left with a bitter feeling that I had done something stupid and it had caused me so much pain.

I had played with my kkj too much and it had cost me my chance of ever experiencing pleasure or intimacy with another person.

I wish I could go back in time and undo my mistake, but that’s impossible. I’m now left with a reminder of my mistake, a reminder that I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life.

A man shared a story about his single mother friend who has problems with her priorities.

She felt that buying a Benz Mercedes is more important than buying a home for her and her son.

Here is the story:

After the borders opened I decided to return to Johor to find my old flame and to my surprise, she was no longer working as a pub girl but as a property agent.

It is common in not just Singapore but Asia where single mothers end up as pub girls.

So I was thinking I could revisit her and get some free “lovely” time. While we were having dinner and drinks, she said she is starting to earn money in the property industry.

She was driving a Perodua Myvi that was smaller than a mini cooper, I had trouble fitting into the car and it was tiny. It is the same car she drove before the pandemic.

So she started to brag about how making money in property is easy and said that she will get a brand new Mercedes in a few months’ time.

I asked if she had a home and she said that she is currently still staying in a rental apartment.

I asked if she had considered buying a home first as her son is getting older and it won’t make sense for her son to share the same room after he hits a certain age.

She insists that saving money to buy a Mercedes is more important as it makes her more reputable in the property industry.

I know a lot of property and insurance agents does this, but she obviously had problems managing her money as she was splurging on Chanel bags and etc.

I know it’s not my business to judge but it became my problem when she ask me to lend her RM500 to pay for the rent of her apartment.

What kind of logic does this mother have? No wonder single.

My girlfriend and I have been in a r.s since 2017. We met through Twitter & she told me that I was her twitter crush.

We don’t meet regularly but only when we both have time on the the same day as she’s working in the health care sector & we only meet on her off day.

Our relationship was going really well, we were so comfortable with each other to the point that we even considered swinging once but we didn’t go ahead with it. I graduated in 2018 with my bachelors and I was jobless at that point in time. So since she was working in the health care sector since 2017, she used to buy me meals once in a while.. book hotel room in JB and buy mini gifts for my birthday. I used to refuse for her to spend so much on me since I was financially independent before I started my degree.

I was never used to people paying for my stuffs, but she insisted throughout.

Over time she suddenly started picking stupid fights with me every now and then, I remember that a few days after my graduation, she suddenly comes to tell me that she’s travelling to Thailand with her friend and being a really understanding bf, I told her to have a good time. After a week she came back and I never saw any pics of her friend on her insta, just solo shots of her which someone helped her to click.

In 2019 our fights got worse and we even broke up once, during all these time I had a really bad feeling about her actions. She started dressing up real differently from what was her style, I mean I’m not the type of guy who would stop my woman from wearing what she likes but she never dressed that well when she meets me.

During this mini break she went out to USS and MBS with her friend whom was not in any of her pictures or stories yet again. She even disrespected me publicly on twitter once & her online friend came to defend her and I told him off which she fought with me for.

Later on one day I saw her out with an expat White man, and I tailed them secretly & they went into a hotel when she told me that she was working that day. When I confronted her, she told me that she’s sorry and that she actually enjoys being in a open relationship, which she lied when she said she didn’t want swinging.

She said she finds it hot if I watch her when she’s S-ually engaged with another man & that she’s really into White man. This was in 2020, ever since the relationship has been really good with no problems at all, but I don’t know if I should continue like this. She tells me that White men are superior on bed and that Singaporean & southeast Asian men in general are pathetic on bed, and so she needs the pleasure only a White man can give. She says that most girls in Southeast Asian & Asian countries go for White men because they know that they are superior in nature and bed.

It’s been more than a year since we both had S, all I do is watch her with a White dude, she tells me to please myself while watching if I feel like my S life is dead.

She also forces me to watch “videos” whenever this topic comes up, the White guy she sleeps with don’t even respect her. They make racist remarks to her and me while they are doing her and they tell me White men are superior. I really feel like I should discontinue this relationship, but afraid at the notion that I’m far too damaged to search for a new person even if I spend some time healing by myself.

She told me that so many women in Singapore hook up with White men but they make sure that it’s so secretive to the point that not even their friends can expose them, and that sometimes the friends are in it together with them so she tells me to make a choice on either to be like the vast majority of fools or to at least be better than the rest by knowing that his girl does sleep around with White men expats.

I’m confused.

I’m a rebound for my boyfriend ):

Okay so me and my boyfriend have been dating for 2 years now… he does treat me well and I guess I am quite a lucky girl but he’s quite controlling and toxic.

To me it’s normal because it’s mainly just him wanting me all to himself. (Technically, I cannot have guy friends or talk to guys or whatever related to guys la so technically I lost some friends too but I also requested he do the same thing since it’s fair and no double standards mah).

Okok so what happened was I had a flashback to the past recently .. When we first started dating. I was 15 and he was 20.. He lied to me saying he was 17 cause he just couldn’t trust anyone yet. And at this point I didn’t even know he was still talking to his ex. (I cannot really explain the whole scenario to you guys but I’ll try my best.. )

The first week we hadn’t started dating so he was texting his ex while meeting me and his ex just basically wants him back and idk what did he say but I guess he misses her ?? I just felt like a two timer at that point of time and it went on for about 3 months and i guess I was very insecure.. that was how I felt la but I didn’t tell him about it cause at that point of time I was just 15… what was I supposed to say!!!

And today I saw his ig archive story and it was all about those douyin post and It was just about “ break ups “ and stuffs like as if he misses her a lot and wants her back in his life when I was already there. I already talked to him about this and he says “ ur not a rebound “ blahblahblah. Whatever a guy can say to make u feel better although I know it’s probably true that I was a rebound ..

When I saw it I just felt hurt .. deeply hurt by it and I have no one to rant to as I’ve distanced from all my friends. I loved him so much at that point of time, but turns out he was missing his ex and I feel so betrayed now. Btw we dated 2 weeks after I met him so that means ah I was aware he was talking to his ex!!! BUTTTTT He told me he was just trying to tell her to fk off from his life despite the fact that he could just block her but whatever I was blinded by love.

He was with me everyday from the day we started dating and usually he would go home and voice chat his ex and then ignore her but honestly when I think back. I don’t think he should have done that and made me feel like it was ok to be in a rs with a guy who cannot let go of his ex. Honestly I was insecure for so many months and I still hold on and till today I’m still holding on to the love I have for him and ya I guess i just cannot seem to forget the past..

idk man i m actually quite numb to this and when I saw those douyin post ah. I tell you. My love for him dropped and honestly u can tell it really dropped cause I felt quite betrayed. Why? Because it feels like I was a rebound for him to move on and to me I didn’t want that KIND OF RS TO START! Whatever thanks for hearing my rant and I hope you have a good day. A better day than mine