For privacy reasons we’ll call her “Charlotte.” Just for a bit of backstory, Charlotte and I first became friends two years ago.

She was really nice and we would literally face time 3 times a day. I always had sort of a crush on her and I tried to suppress that emotion because I knew that she probably didn’t feel the same way towards me.

Everything was going really well up until the end of the year. We got into a huge argument because her and her friends were making fun of me at school and one of my friends had overheard their conversation.

Whenever I asked Charlotte about if she really said those things about me she would continually deny it and get really defensive.

Eventually, we stayed as friends as I was scared that I would lose her because if I did end up losing her then who else would I talk to?

We had our fair share of ups and downs for the next while and it started going even more downhill on valentines day.

I thought it would be a good idea to tell her that I liked her so later that night when we started face timing, I ended up telling her. (I know that was a dumb idea please don’t judge me).

The worst part about the whole thing is that she gave me the “I’m not ready for a relationship yet” even though she had already been in a relationship with someone else before. I was quite upset after but I got over it eventually and things carried on as normal.

Fast forward to the start of this year and I noticed that Charlotte started showing a lot of the signs of liking me.

I decided to tell her again that I liked her and once again, she gave me the same response as before. (Me telling her this was months after the first time don’t worry).

This next part of the story is the reason why I wanted to post this. So soon after I told her for the second time, she starts out of nowhere starts talking about her other guy friends.

(Note: she’s never done this before and it was pretty obvious she started doing this to make me jealous)

I hated when she did this so after a while, I told her to stop but guess what? She didn’t stop. It got to the point where I ghosted her for a week because it was really starting to screw me up.

Eventually I got really fed up with it and I decided to talk to her about it. Long story short, we got into a big fight over text and we stopped being friends.

I started to realize that I relied so heavily on her to bring me joy that I couldn’t find any when she wasn’t around. My life became an absolute mess. After a few weeks and going to two different therapists, I’m starting to do better now. She hasn’t reached out to me in almost a week and honestly, I think that says a lot.

For the longest time in my life I always thought of her as “the one” but I never truly realized that there are so many other people out there for me who are bound to treat me with way more respect than she ever did. I still think about her a lot because I miss talking to her every night but then I realize that no matter how many times I fantasize over her, nothing is going to ever make her want to come back to me.

My friends and I all had a week off after we finished our exams so we decided to go on a one day staycation together. It’s usually me, two other guys and two girls in our group.

But this time we agreed to let this girl come with us cuz we kind of felt bad that she seemed to not have much of a life outside of school. We had hung out with her a few times before and didn’t exactly vibe with her but we thought this would be a good opportunity to try and get her loose now that the semester was over.

So we’re able to get adjoining rooms and we split up into the guys on one side and the girls on the other side. We visited each other freely throughout when we weren’t out and pretty much only stayed in our own rooms when we were ready to go to sleep.

This happened last night and I type this from my room as we haven’t left for home yet. Two nights ago we all watched this movie. It was a comedy and in one of the scenes this guy comes in and talks to the guest in his underwear with his ding dong sticking out under them. We all thought it was pretty absurd and funny.

So the next night I decided that I would recreate the scene. Our group has a weird dynamic so I thought we’d all get a kick out of it. My penis is nothing any of them haven’t seen before, except for our plus one girl. So I pull the bit on my guys first and they find it funny. So I decide to go over to the girls and do it. Since I didn’t know how the other girl would react I waited until she left the room to go grab something.

So with my penis sticking out of my underwear, I go over to the girls’ room and recreate the scene. They loved it, they were cracking up. In the middle of me doing it, the other girl comes back, I thought I covered up before she got back in because I did it as soon as I heard the door. But apparently she saw it, and she absolutely freaked out.

Literally everyone was trying to tell her to be cool but she wasn’t having it. I left the room and I got close to the wall hearing her literally screaming thinking everyone was in agreement that I was wrong. But everyone else thought it was funny. She was beyond pissed at me and said that she should call my parents.

This is all over a joke that I was trying to make sure she wasn’t a part of in the first place. But now she’s mad at me cuz she doesn’t feel the same as everyone else.

Whats wrong sia.

It was my first first date in 17 years I am 34 (divorced for a year and a half)

It was a great first date it was going to be just coffee it turned in to a walk in the park an adult arcade dinner like a 10hr date.

We were saying our good night’s and well she kinda leaned in and I patted her shoulder and said I had a good night by I hope we can do it again soon.

I realised what I had done while driving away.

…. Oh it gets worse

It kept me up all night so no I text her at 3am and said sorry for the awkwardness it was my first first date in a long time and didn’t realize you wanted me to kiss you untill I was half way home.

Oh it gets worse

She text me back after a min and said I didn’t want to kiss me

OHH IT GETS WORSE

In the next text she said she didint want to kiss me she was going to ask me to come up to her place.

But it gets better

She went on to say she thinks I’m a great guy a real catch and I am HOT AF

We are going out on Tuesday

Here are what netizens think:

• If anything this has probably looked good, shows that you’re not just there for one thing only!

• But maybe she is, just talking about his physical qualities and wanting him to come up to her place on the first date.

• I am so glad I kept reading to the end. Separated over a year (complicated divorce) and have no clue how to date after 12 years married. This gives me hope. Good job sir!

• Got divorced at 41 after a 14 year marriage. Barely dated when I was younger. Had no idea how I’d meet someone and, at first, rejected the idea of dating apps. Finally, I relented. And it’s been a great adventure ever since. For me, just meeting people was the hardest part. The dating apps took care of that. The rest really isn’t that hard. Just be yourself and have fun.

My [29F] husband [32M] of 3 years said something I can’t move on from.
We have a job that requires us to wake up very early in the morning. We’ve been working a cubicle away for the past couple of years. That’s how we met.

He usually wakes up before me and makes me breakfast. He’s been doing this since we got married.

He’s sweet and caring like that. He’s also the funniest, genuine and friendly person I know. I love him and know that he loves me back. Our relationship has always been stable.

Now I’m not sure.

Today morning while we were having breakfast, he calmly asked me to kill him if I ever caught him cheating. I initially brushed it off as a joke and replied likewise.

Then he said that he’d kill me if he found me cheating. And he would enjoy it.

I didn’t know how to react. I just got chills. He’s never been like this and I can’t imagine him saying things like this.

All day at work I’ve been thinking what I did wrong. Did he read my messages (none of us keep passwords) and find something off? Did he see me talking with someone inappropriately?

I don’t know.

What should I say to him?

It’s not her fault I guess, but it’s becoming ridiculous. Her hair is EVERYWHERE. On the floor, clogging up the shower, in the kitchen, on the food, I fried a piece of hair in my pan while I was cooking dinner. Hair on the dirty dishes, hair on the clean dishes.

Her hair gets into my blankets. Every time I put something on the floor it comes up with her hair on it. I find her hair on MY hair products. Once I found one of her hairs on MY HEAD while I was scratching my head.

Drink some water, surprise! There’s a hair on the mouth part. I took out my mug once and HER HAIR wasin it.

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? How does someone else’s hair get into everywhere? It doesn’t seem to matter how much I sweep or vacuum, doesn’t matter how much drain cleaner I buy, she’s really shedding EVERYWHERE like a pet dog.

We bought a robot vacuum so it can reduce the hair in our home and in less than a week the hair got jammed and the robot stop working (It’s not a cheap one). I have to clear up the hair that is stucked for it to work again

Is she having some kind of condition, I already tried asking her she said that she has been like that since young.

I tried asking her to wear a hairnet but I got scolded instead. Sometimes I feel like just making her drunk and shaving her whole head botak so I can get a few months of clean peace.

I’m not a clean freak but this is really getting out of hand, everytime we have friends or family coming I have to clean the whole house like mad, imagine serving drinks to my friends with her hair in it.

She’s nice and pretty neat otherwise but I’m starting to get fed up.

Right so a few months ago this new guy started at my work, I’ve thought he’s attractive from the get-go but due to working in different departments we’ve not chatted much. I found out a few weeks ago he’s quitting, he took a week off – in this time I looked to find him on Instagram but was unsuccessful.

So when he returned last week to work out his notice I decided I’ll try and get to know him in free time at work before he leaves. We’ve had a few conversations and a couple of moments within those chats where I felt we were a bit flirty, although he doesn’t give too much away and is quite relaxed, I’m an open and flirty person also very hyper active. I went to speak with him yesterday for a while before I left to go home and had planned to try and get a way to speak with him out of work but I spontaneously up and bounded out before I plucked the nerves to ask him.

Now any normal person would think ‘silly me, I’ll try again next time I see them’ – but not me. So after a lengthy conversation with a sensible friend while also scrolling through my phone to find him on the internet, I discovered he has a LinkedIn profile. My good friend told me it would be insane to message him on there considering I don’t even have an account, I agreed and closed the page.

A few hours later, five beer and a large glass of wine down it seemed like the right thing to do and I found myself creating an account and sent him a connection request. I was notified he had seen it but did not accept until almost an hour later my phone pinged to say he had connected with my account, I couldn’t believe it so I’m the midst of my weirdness and feeling I’d already gone this far, I made it worse by messaging him

‘Hi, I enjoy speaking with you and I have had some beer hence why I’m messaging you on LinkedIn’

He read it shortly after and has still not replied.

I won’t see him now for almost a week for the way our shifts line up and I am already embarrassed for when I do see him. Thank god he’s leaving.

I feel like a stalker.

Unlike most, this happened today.

Last night, my wife decided she’d finish the vodka that had been sitting in the kitchen for a few weeks. She’s normally not a heavy drinker, but she’s 41. I figured she knew her limits by now, and this usually means I’ll get some nookie later.

By 10, we’re doing karaoke, so I knew she was feeling pretty good. She’s swaying a little bit and almost fell over a few times, but she didn’t seem too bad off and was starting to get a little handsy – a good sign my night would end well.

By midnight, we’re watching Peacemaker when she excuses herself. Then, I heard the sound of her retching in the bathroom. Being a good husband, I wanted to make sure she was OK and went to check on her.

Opening the door, I’m welcomed to the sight of her leaning over the toilet puking so hard, it broke the seal on her o-ring releasing a torrent of foul fluid rolling down her legs and making a spot on the floor.

Needless to say, my boner reversed course so far, it became an oyster.

Here are what netizens think:

• Hey, it could have been worse, she could have been vomiting so hard she broke the o-ring of the toilet.

• I’ve had to clean a similar mess before, it’s funny now because I just threw out the rug.

• She threw it in the shower. I think she should have just went there to begin with.

• Whenever I puke, I sit on the toilet and puke into the bathroom trash. I’d far rather mop up spilled puke than S…

• Number of drinks required to make my wife super fun and handsy: 5. Number of drinks required to make my wife turn into a vomiting mess: 5.1