I work as an Insurance agent and as you guys know, being in the insurance industry is very competitive.

Being competitive means that people would think of all sorts of ways to give themselves an edge to be able to achieve more sales.

Some insurance agents spend a lot on marketing while some agents spend a lot on entertaining their clients.

For myself, I choose to spend on revealing clothes to dress myself up so that I can ‘put half ball’ when meeting my potential insurance male clients.

One of my insurance colleagues have tried this before in the past and it really gave her a lot of sales, parachuting from almost nothing to achieving her MDRT in just a few months after she used this method.

Bumped into her father one day while wearing a revealing dress to meet client

My father has always been more traditional and believes that as girls, we should dress more modestly.

One day while I was wearing my new dress that showed more than ‘half ball’ while trying to sell insurance to one of my clients, I bumped into my father outside.

This was the first time that he saw me and my ‘half ball’ and I could see that while he was angry, he did not know where to put his eyes.

My potential insurance client that was with me could sense the awkwardness but his eyes were still glued to my ‘half ball’, which angered my father even further.

After I got home from my insurance meeting, he screamed at me and refused to talk to me thereafter.

We are now more okay but I still don’t think that I did anything wrong and would continue to ‘put half ball’ when meeting my insurance clients.

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Back in the days where I was studying in Polytechnic, I guess we could all say that people at that age group were all at the phase of growing up with raging hormones, and we tend to think and act not with our brains but with our ‘inner urges’.

I have a female classmate called J, whom is older than most of us by 1-2 years as she went for her nitec studies first before coming to Poly.

So being older than most of us, she had an earlier exposure to clubs and the party lifestyle and was more ‘wild’.

We hit if off quite well, much more than the others as we were always paired with each other for group work.

Invited me to her place one day after school

One day while doing work in school, the topic of conversation suddenly went to cats as some of my classmates were talking about feeding strays in their area.

I had a liking for cats since young as I grew up with one at my place but sadly that cat had passed on.

Out of the blue, J suddenly extended an invitation to me to go to her house to play with her cat, after hearing that my cat had passed on.

I agreed immediately and was excited for school to finish.

Reached her home and realised it is not the cat I thought it was

When I reached her place, I looked around and could not find her cat.

She told me to go into her room to wait for her as the cat is in her parents room and she did not want her parents to see me at her house as she did not want them to mistaken that I am her boyfriend.

So I went into her room and few minutes later, she walked in without holding any cat, but simply stripped off, held my hands and directed me to the ‘cat’ she was talking about.

Don’t ask me what happened after that 🙂

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I work as a receptionist at one of those budget hotels in Singapore and am often assigned to be on duty at night.

It usually gets busy at night at these hotels as there would be many ‘couples’ that will walk in to check in to the rooms for a ‘short time’ of 2 hours or so.

As a receptionist who works as these hotels, I have seen many types of couples coming in.

Some are here at the hotels to have a tryst with their lovers and it is also obvious that some of the patrons are those that provide ‘services’.

Saw my grandfather coming in with a girl around my age

One day while working, a familiar face came into the hotel with a young girl to book a room for a ‘short time’.

It was my grandfather and while I have heard that he has a habit of womanising and fooling around, I have never expected that I would see it with my own eyes.

He must have been feeling embarrassed to see me as he avoided eye contact with me while the girl with him asked me if there were any hotel rooms available for ‘short time’.

She looked about the same age as me, I am around 25, while my Grandfather is about 68 years old.

I wanted to tell him off and not let him get a room but my hotel manager told them that there were rooms available and asked me to check them in.

After about 1 hour, my grandfather and the young girl checked out of the hotel room and I saw my grandfather passing her cash and she cheekily smacked his bottom and told him that ‘she enjoyed it’ and told him to call her.

Up till today I still wonder if my Grandfather’s conscience feels anything about ‘checking in’ to a hotel with a girl around his granddaughter’s age.

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I randomly downloaded Tinder and started swiping one day because I had already been single for a while and thought that it was finally time to mingle around and get to know someone new.

I hit it off quite well with one of the girls while talking on the app and we both decided to meet.

As we both ended work quite late, we decided to go for drinks at the Clarke Quay area followed by supper after that if we felt hungry.

Labels Ba Chor Mee as ‘Cheap & Dirty’

After a few hours of chit chatting over drinks, both of us felt hungry and I suggested that we go to a nearby coffeeshop to have ‘Ba Chor Mee’ (Minced Pork Noodles) as there is a stall nearby that serves quite good standard Ba Chor Mee.

Immediately, I could see her eyes roll in disgust and she kept quiet for a while before telling me that she only goes to restaurants for food and the best available option now for food that she can accept is Hai Di Lao steamboat.

I asked her what is wrong with Ba Chor Mee and she told me that it is a ‘cheap and dirty’ food meant only for poor people to eat.

She also questioned what kind of guy am I that I would consider Ba Chor Mee as one of my staple food and that her impression of me went straight down the drain and she would never date a guy like me.

She told me to choose and said that if I want to date her, I have to match her ‘atas’ standard and make lifestyle choices like hers.

Of course, I defended my Ba Chor Mee and I told her to get lost.

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I worked at a karaoke pub during my school holidays to earn some cash and also to enjoy the perks that came with working at a pub, the free drinks and the amount of girls I can flirt with.

There was this fat guy who always came to the pub where I was working at.

He often comes alone and tries to flirt with female patrons over at my pub.

Likes to scream when singing

Whenever he drinks a few glasses of beer, he would always have the feel to sing.

While I have no issue with bad singing or even tone deaf singing, I have this issue with people who clearly cannot sing and would scream to make up for their incompetence.

This fat guy is a very good example of what I do not like.

He would choose songs that are extremely difficult to sing and clearly not his level and will scream whenever the cannot reach the key.

He would also try to go around to other people’s table, especially females to try to get them to sing together and he would often get ‘touchy’ with them while screaming his lungs out while singing.

This made a lot of customers irritated and he after he finishes singing, he would shout into the microphone asking people to ‘Zhang Sheng Gu Li Gu Li’ (A warm round of applause) like as if he is a mega superstar.

People would often turn around and look at him while he is up to his antics and he would turn to be at the pub and tell me that he feels like he is participating in the singing competition ‘The Voice of China’ because all the patrons are ‘wow-ed’ by his singing which is why they turn around to look, just like in the competition.

I have honestly never seen anyone’s ego as big as his size.

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I went for a massage somewhere in Singapore some time at the start of this year.

This massage parlour looks prim and proper from the outside but when you step in you can tell that the masseuse offers ‘lup sup’ services.

Last I checked the place has already closed down.

So what happened was I went in an opted for an $88 ‘health’ package because the person at the counter told me that this was the most ‘shiok’ and ‘relaxing’ package, if you know what I mean you know what I mean.

After paying, I was brought up by my masseuse to the room where I was instructed to take a shower first.

I waited for about five minutes after my shower for my masseuse to come in and she cheekily gave me a slap on my back.

She started the massage soon after with oil and her fingers were ‘magic’, it was really ‘shiok’ and ‘relaxing’ like what the counter staff said.

About 30 minutes into it, I was asked to flip over and she started to ‘massage’ my inner thighs and did what the $88 ‘health’ package was meant for.

She then asked if I wanted something more and quoted me $100.

Of course, being the beast that I was, I agreed to go for it.

After everything was ‘done’ and I washed up, I changed and wanted to leave but was stopped by her.

She wanted more money from me

She ‘asked’ me for a tip to which I rejected because I thought I had already given her the $100.

She started to be more aggressive and pulled me back and said that if I did not give her the ‘tip’, I could not go.

That triggered me as I thought to myself how greedy can this masseuse be and I actually told her off saying that I would only give her $10, take it or leave it and if she forced me, I could call the authorities and both of us can perish together.

Hearing the word authorities, I guessed she was scared and she chased me away lamenting that it was ‘just her unlucky day’.

After I left, I went to a nearby hawker to eat my meal and when I opened my wallet, I saw that I had the same amount of money in my wallet as after I paid for my $88 ‘health’ package at the counter.

That was when I realised that I did not pay her the $100 and just ran away like this.

Of course, I was not so stupid to go back and pay her the money.

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My friend recently told me that he broke up with his girlfriend because of a weird “appetite” that she has about him.

He also claims that he was not the first one that had to go through this as she admitted to him that all his exes also go through the same thing.

They had been together for about two years, and I also assume that he has put up with this “appetite” of hers for as long as their relationship asks.

He says that he used to be a neatly groomed guy, always shaving his pubes on time and keeping them clean just in case he ‘gets lucky’.

However, that all changed when he got together with his girlfriend.

According to him, she likes to ‘go down’ on him and eat his ‘jewels’ whenever they were having their ‘couple time’.

One day into their relationship, she suddenly ‘demanded’ that he only shave the left side of his ‘jewels’ because she only wants to eat the left side as she says that all guys smell nicer on their left side.

He obliged and all this time while they were together, he has only been trimming his left side, which made his right side look like an ‘Amazon rainforest’ and left side look like the Sahara Desert.

This made him feel uneven and weird because when he wears his underwear, hair can be seen on the right side but it is all clean on the left and on top of that, he often only scratches his left side because it is prickly.

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