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FAT GUY THINKS HE IS ‘VOICE OF CHINA’, SCREAMS EVERY SONG MAKING PPL TURN TO LOOK

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I worked at a karaoke pub during my school holidays to earn some cash and also to enjoy the perks that came with working at a pub, the free drinks and the amount of girls I can flirt with.

There was this fat guy who always came to the pub where I was working at.

He often comes alone and tries to flirt with female patrons over at my pub.

Likes to scream when singing

Whenever he drinks a few glasses of beer, he would always have the feel to sing.

While I have no issue with bad singing or even tone deaf singing, I have this issue with people who clearly cannot sing and would scream to make up for their incompetence.

This fat guy is a very good example of what I do not like.

He would choose songs that are extremely difficult to sing and clearly not his level and will scream whenever the cannot reach the key.

He would also try to go around to other people’s table, especially females to try to get them to sing together and he would often get ‘touchy’ with them while screaming his lungs out while singing.

This made a lot of customers irritated and he after he finishes singing, he would shout into the microphone asking people to ‘Zhang Sheng Gu Li Gu Li’ (A warm round of applause) like as if he is a mega superstar.

People would often turn around and look at him while he is up to his antics and he would turn to be at the pub and tell me that he feels like he is participating in the singing competition ‘The Voice of China’ because all the patrons are ‘wow-ed’ by his singing which is why they turn around to look, just like in the competition.

I have honestly never seen anyone’s ego as big as his size.

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GUY GO LUP SUP MASSAGE FOR SERVICE, RUN AWAY DON’T WANT PAY AFTER

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I went for a massage somewhere in Singapore some time at the start of this year.

This massage parlour looks prim and proper from the outside but when you step in you can tell that the masseuse offers ‘lup sup’ services.

Last I checked the place has already closed down.

So what happened was I went in an opted for an $88 ‘health’ package because the person at the counter told me that this was the most ‘shiok’ and ‘relaxing’ package, if you know what I mean you know what I mean.

After paying, I was brought up by my masseuse to the room where I was instructed to take a shower first.

I waited for about five minutes after my shower for my masseuse to come in and she cheekily gave me a slap on my back.

She started the massage soon after with oil and her fingers were ‘magic’, it was really ‘shiok’ and ‘relaxing’ like what the counter staff said.

About 30 minutes into it, I was asked to flip over and she started to ‘massage’ my inner thighs and did what the $88 ‘health’ package was meant for.

She then asked if I wanted something more and quoted me $100.

Of course, being the beast that I was, I agreed to go for it.

After everything was ‘done’ and I washed up, I changed and wanted to leave but was stopped by her.

She wanted more money from me

She ‘asked’ me for a tip to which I rejected because I thought I had already given her the $100.

She started to be more aggressive and pulled me back and said that if I did not give her the ‘tip’, I could not go.

That triggered me as I thought to myself how greedy can this masseuse be and I actually told her off saying that I would only give her $10, take it or leave it and if she forced me, I could call the authorities and both of us can perish together.

Hearing the word authorities, I guessed she was scared and she chased me away lamenting that it was ‘just her unlucky day’.

After I left, I went to a nearby hawker to eat my meal and when I opened my wallet, I saw that I had the same amount of money in my wallet as after I paid for my $88 ‘health’ package at the counter.

That was when I realised that I did not pay her the $100 and just ran away like this.

Of course, I was not so stupid to go back and pay her the money.

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GF TOLD BF TO ONLY SHAVE HALF HIS ‘BALLS’, CAUSE SHE ONLY LIKE TO EAT THE LEFT SIDE

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My friend recently told me that he broke up with his girlfriend because of a weird “appetite” that she has about him.

He also claims that he was not the first one that had to go through this as she admitted to him that all his exes also go through the same thing.

They had been together for about two years, and I also assume that he has put up with this “appetite” of hers for as long as their relationship asks.

He says that he used to be a neatly groomed guy, always shaving his pubes on time and keeping them clean just in case he ‘gets lucky’.

However, that all changed when he got together with his girlfriend.

According to him, she likes to ‘go down’ on him and eat his ‘jewels’ whenever they were having their ‘couple time’.

One day into their relationship, she suddenly ‘demanded’ that he only shave the left side of his ‘jewels’ because she only wants to eat the left side as she says that all guys smell nicer on their left side.

He obliged and all this time while they were together, he has only been trimming his left side, which made his right side look like an ‘Amazon rainforest’ and left side look like the Sahara Desert.

This made him feel uneven and weird because when he wears his underwear, hair can be seen on the right side but it is all clean on the left and on top of that, he often only scratches his left side because it is prickly.

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WET WEATHER TO CONTINUE FOR NEXT FEW MONTHS, FREE AIRCON BY MOTHER NATURE

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Singapore, 1 December 2022 – The prevailing Northeast Monsoon conditions are expected to persist over the next few months. During this period, the low-level winds are forecast to blow mainly from the northwest or northeast. The current wet weather is likely to continue, with thundery showers expected on most days in the next fortnight.

2          Climatologically, December is the wettest month of the year. In the first half of December 2022, the monsoon rain band is forecast to lie close to the equator and bring shower activities to the surrounding region of Singapore. Short-duration moderate to heavy thundery showers are expected over parts of the island in the afternoon on most days. The showers may extend into the evening on occasions. In addition, in the early part of the fortnight, low-pressure systems developing in the region are forecast to bring a temporary shift in the winds to blow from the southwest or west over Singapore and the surrounding vicinity. This may result in the passage of Sumatra squalls bringing widespread thundery showers with occasional gusty winds in the morning on a few days. The total rainfall for the first fortnight of December 2022 is forecast to be near average over most parts of Singapore.

3          During the fortnight, the daily temperature is forecast to range between 24 and 33 degrees Celsius on most days. Although thundery showers are expected on most days, the daily maximum temperature could reach a high of around 34 degrees Celsius on a few days.

4          For updates of the daily weather forecast, please visit the MSS website (www.weather.gov.sg), NEA website (www.nea.gov.sg), or download the myENV app.

31 Y.O WOMAN WHO ALLEGEDLY KILLED HER OWN FATHER IN SENGKANG, REMANDED 3 MORE WEEKS

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31-year-old Tan Qiu Yan, who was previously charged on 5 November with the murder of her father, will be remanded 3 more weeks for further psychiatric observation, as of 2 December.

She is being accused of murdering her adoptive father in a 15th-floor unit at Block 190A Rivervale Drive between 8pm on 3 November to 5.25am on 4 November.

Tan, who is unrepresented, appeared in court earlier today via a video feed, wearing a white coloured t-shirt and a blue mask.

The prosecutor for the police said that an Institute of Mental Health doctor requested for her to be remanded for a further 3 more weeks for psychiatric observation, which was approved by District Judge Terence Tay.

She will be further remanded at the Changi Women’s Prison, and she is set to return to court on 23 December – if convicted of murder, she faces the death penalty.

Recap

On 4 November, the Police were seen at Block 190A, Rivervale Drive, Sengkang for a case of homicide.

Shin Min Daily News reported that the incident took place in a four-room flat earlier today (4th November 2022). Police officers were seen sealing off the scene and preventing people from entering or leaving the area.

The daughter is suspected of killing her father.

A female resident told Shin Min Daily News that she heard noises from late last night to earlier today.

The Police arrived at around 7 AM today (Nov 11) morning to investigate.

8world reported that Police officers were searching the garbage chute of the block, at least 3 police cars were on the scene and officers were seen conducting an investigation.

A 31-year-old woman has been arrested.

The offence of murder carries the death penalty. Police investigations are ongoing.

Netizens who saw the news were quickly reminded of a similar case which took place at Yishun where a 19-year-old is accused of murdering his father in Yishun.

Fighting over money, housework & flat ownership

The deceased’s nephew, 33-year-old Mr Lee, spoke to TODAY and said that he heard about the victim and his daughter fighting over money that was left behind by the victim’s late wife, the ownership of the flat and doing housework.

Lee said that his uncle would share how his daughter doesn’t even know how to do things like using the washing machine or cook for herself, and refused to learn.

The victim’s brother-in-law, 73-year-old Ng Swee Meng, also spoke to TODAY, saying that he rushed down after receiving a call from his wife about what happened.

He said that the victim retired from being a butcher after suffering a small stroke some years ago, as he suffered some paralysis and wasn’t as strong as he was before.

That was also the main reason why he (the victim) wanted to teach his daughter how to do household chores so she could be independent if his health worsened.

Parents loved & doted on her

The nephew shared that the victim and his wife had adopted the girl when she was a baby because they couldn’t have kids of their own, and they doted on their daughter and treated her like a princess.

He also added that they would prepare food and do everything for her, “that’s why I’m shocked and also furious., they raised her well for so many years, how can she do this?’

Lee also added that the woman would “change jobs like she would change clothes,” and that she didn’t like it if her supervisor gave her more work to do.

He added that she would hide inside her room during Chinese New Year visitations at their home.

XIANG JI HAINANESE CHICKEN RICE SUSPENDED BY SFA FOR “UNCLEAN FOOD”

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Suspension of Licence of Xiang Ji Hainanese Chicken Rice, Porridge & Noodle, the Food Stall at 1 Lorong Mambong, #01-22, Singapore 277700, under the Points Demerit System

1 The Singapore Food Agency (SFA) will be suspending the licence of Xiang Ji Hainanese Chicken Rice, Porridge & Noodle, the Food Stall at 1 Lorong Mambong, #01-22, Singapore 277700, under the Points Demerit System. The period of suspension is two weeks from 30/11/2022 to 13/12/2022 (both dates inclusive).

2 The licensee has accumulated 12 demerit points within a 12-month period and was fined a total of $800 for the following offences:

No. Offence Demerit points
(1) Sale of food which is unclean 6
(2) Sale of food which is unclean 6

3 Based on track records, a licensee who accumulates 12 or more demerit points within a 12-month period may have his licence suspended for a period of either two or four weeks, or cancelled. All food handlers working in the suspended premises would also be required to re-attend and pass the Food Safety Course Level 1, before they can resume work as food handlers. The licensee is also required to ensure that all food hygiene officers working in the suspended premises, if any, re-attend and pass the Food Safety Course Level 3.

4 SFA takes a serious view of these offences and would like to remind food operators to observe good food and personal hygiene practices at all times, and to engage only registered food handlers. SFA will not hesitate to take firm action against anyone found to be in violation of the Environmental Public Health Act.

5 In the interest of maintaining a high standard of food hygiene at all eating establishments, we would also like to advise members of the public who come across poor hygiene practices in food establishments not to patronise such outlets and provide feedback via the online feedback form (https://www.sfa.gov.sg/feedback) or to call our SFA Contact Centre at 68052871 with details for our follow-up investigations.

SAF ENCIK WHO WENT VIRAL FOR HIS FITNESS ROUTINE, RETIRES AFTER 38 YEARS OF SERVICE

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55-year-old Senior Warrant Officer (SWO) Leong Teng Kee of the elite Singapore Guards formation, who previously went viral for his incredible fitness routine, has retired after 38 years of service.

Power 98 DJ Jerald Justin Koh announced the news of SWO Leong’s retirement on TikTok, with his last day of service being yesterday (1 December).

Encik Leong first joined the Singapore Armed Forces back in January 1985, and was part of the humanitarian rescue forces in Nepal in 2015.

He also served as the Chief Master trainer for the Centre of Excellence for Soldier Performance (CESP), and reached the rank of Senior Warrant Officer, which is the second-highest rank for warrant officers.

@jksg98 for the last time #1000crunches #tabata ♬ Xenogenesis – TheFatRat

Went viral for his insane workout

Encik Leong previously went viral on social media earlier this year during the Army Open House, when he shared with Power 98 DJ Justin Koh his fitness routine.

He said in the viral video: “

Every day, I either do a ten-kilometre run with five set of Tabata or I do a ten set of Tabata, with a five kilometre run.

@jksg98 He does Tabata I do Ciabatta #AOH22 ♬ Epic – Joystock

Tributes from netizens

  • He is the legendary, whenever SWO is mentioned he is the first guy that comes to mind
  • Hormat 🫡 Thank you SWO Leong for your service & dedication to our country! happy to have met you in person, you’re one solid encik!!!
  • All the be best to your civilian life. Thank you for the fine service. 😊
  • SALUTE! I am honered to be part of his battalion.
  • Thank you Sir! Had the honour to go toe to toe with him literally at a fitness event!
  • one of the four legendary enciks.

MAN SCAMMED LUXURY SHOP OF $23K WORTH OF ITEMS, TRICK THEM USING SCREENSHOTS OF PAYMENT

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The Police have arrested a 25-year-old man for his suspected involvement in a series of cheating cases involving the purchase of luxury items.

On 28 November 2022, Police received reports from several luxury retail shops located along Bayfront Avenue on cheating cases involving losses amounting to S$22,280. Preliminary investigations revealed that on 27 November 2022, a man had visited the shops under the pretense of making purchases for luxury items. He purportedly deceived the shop assistants into believing that he had completed payment by showing them screenshots of payment made via digital fund transfer. It was later discovered that the payments were not made.

Through investigations and with the aid of images from CCTV footages, officers from Central Police Division established the identity of the man and arrested him on 30 November 2022. The luxury items were recovered and seized as case exhibits.

The man will be charged in court on 2 December 2022 for cheating and dishonestly inducing a delivery of property under Section 420 of the Penal Code 1871. The offence of cheating and dishonestly inducing a delivery of property carries an imprisonment term of up to ten years and a fine.

Investigations are ongoing.

The Police takes a serious view of person who may be involved in scams, and perpetrators will be dealt with in accordance with the law.

The Police would like to remind all business owners to be vigilant against similar modus operandi, and to always verify proof of payment carefully.

PUBLIC AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT
SINGAPORE POLICE FORCE
02 December 2022 @ 12:22 AM

6 S’POREANS ARRESTED FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING, MORE THAN 8KG OF CANNABIS SEIZED

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𝑫𝑹𝑼𝑮 𝑺𝒀𝑵𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑹𝑼𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑫: 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 8𝑲𝑮 𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑩𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑰𝒁𝑬𝑫, 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 6 𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑼𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑫𝑹𝑼𝑮 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺

6 Singaporeans were arrested by CNB officers for suspected drug trafficking offences on 29 and 30 November 2022.

More than 8kg of cannabis, 415g of heroin and other substances with an estimated street value of $304,000, were seized during the operation.

The seizure of 8,194g of cannabis can feed the addiction of about 1,160 cannabis abusers for a week, while the seizure of 415g of heroin can feed the addiction of about 200 heroin abusers for a week.

In the evening of 29 November, CNB officers arrested a 24-year-old man and a 25-year-old woman, where about 4.9kg of cannabis was found in their vehicle.

That same evening, the man and woman were escorted to their hideout in a condominium at Upper Paya Lebar Road, where a 46-year-old man and a 32-year-old woman were arrested. A 54-year-old man who returned to the hideout later that evening was also arrested. About 3.3kg of cannabis, 382g of heroin and other drugs were found.

Another suspect, a 41-year-old man, was subsequently arrested at the ground floor of the same condominium block. CNB officers later escorted him to his residence located in the vicinity of Anchorvale Road, where controlled drugs were also found.

Under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1973, anyone found guilty of trafficking more than 15g of pure heroin (diamorphine), 250g of methamphetamine or 500g of cannabis may face the mandatory death penalty.
Investigations into the drug activities of all arrested suspects are ongoing.

Full story: https://go.gov.sg/cnb011222…

GRAB DRIVER WITH NUS DEGREE CAN’T FIND JOB IN S’PORE, “I NEED A JOB, NOT TRAINING”

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Progress Singapore Party (PSP) member Jeffrey Khoo shared a conversation that he had with a Grab driver, who lamented the lack of job opportunities for him.

He said that he was a former NUSS member to had to sell off his membership after falling on hard times, and that he his business venture failed years ago and he then found it hard to get a job.

Here is what he said

A SAD RIDE

On Tuesday, I took a GRAB ride to NUSS Kent Ridge Guild House from Shenton Way to attend a meeting.

I started to chat with the driver and was surprised and saddened when he told me that he was a former NUSS member, a graduate that has fallen on hard times. He had to sell off his membership some time back.

Apparently, he was a Commercial Director at a large MNC and left his job to start his own venture. After about 3-4 years, things did not work out and he found great difficulties securing a job. For the past few years he has been driving GRAB and now at 48, he feels all hope is lost to find full time employment.

I asked if he took up some training to upgrade his skills, which is the common suggestion, to better his chances.

Here is his problem: with children to feed and bills to pay, he has no choice but to drive as much as possible to increase income. Basically no time to attend courses. He further mentioned that he needs a job now and not “higher potential for a job” by acquiring more training.

One of his comments resonated with me. At his age and seniority, he would be more suitable for a people management role. Taking up new skill sets may be undoubtedly beneficial, but it also means starting from a lower level in most cases. What infuriates him most is the number of managerial roles given to foreigners and not Singaporeans.

Throughout the long conversation, this gentleman was not aware of my political affiliation or involvement. He was just pouring out his frustrations to a fellow Singaporean.

Before I disembarked, I encouraged him that there will be change at some point in the future and we must not to give up hope. Incidentally, “Hope” in the Malay language is “Harapan”.