My wife and I tried something different for the first time last night. It did not go well.

She had been wanting to try putting me in her from behind for awhile now but honestly I was kind of intimidated by it.

I’ve never done it before, never been into the idea myself because it seems gross because that’s where poop comes from.

Not judging anyone who’s into it at all it just wasn’t ever something I was particularly interested in but my wife got the idea in her head somehow probably from one of her romance novels she reads or somewhere else but either way she talked to me about wanting to try it.

It wasn’t the first time she talked about it and she used plugs as part of our usual routine and I could tell she really wanted to so this time I said sure, let’s give it a shot.

I figured what’s the worst that could happen?

She got home early from work, made us both dinner and drinks to “set the mood” then after we were done eating she said she had some prep work to do and told me to wait on the bed and get some lube ready.

I went into our drawer, grabbed a random bottle, she came in shortly after. Not going to do a whole play by play but after some foreplay she was ready and bent over the bed and took her plug out and told me to use lots of lube on both of us then go in slowly.

So I did and then slowly tried to go in slowly. It actually felt really good. It was so tight. She seemed like she was enjoying herself but she told me to go super slow because it was so tight.

I did and things were actually feeling really good for both of us until suddenly she said “Oh god it feels hot.” Right as I was thinking the same thing.

“Oh god feels like i’m on fire! It hurts! Get out!”

Of course like an idiot I panicked and pulled out too fast causing my already pained wife more pain. She yelled out and I realized my error and felt really bad but my “head” felt super hot too but her backside was in so much pain and not just from me pulling out too fast.

She asked what lube I used and I grabbed the bottle. I used the warming lube we bought and didn’t like and never used again because I’m dumb.

My wife was in so much pain and discomfort for the rest of the night but thankfully the painful warming sensation left us both pretty quickly but her bum still hurts from my swift exit.

Not a great experience overall but at least there isn’t poop involved.

A reader who is presumably a former insurance agent, shared how he found a loophole to claim free insurance payouts via travel insurance from insurance companies.

Disclaimer: 
The following account was sent in by an anonymous reader. 

Insurance fraud is a serious offence in Singapore and persons found guilty of committing insurance fraud and/or cheating offences, face a jail term of up to 3 years and/or a fine.

Reader discretion is advised.

Here is the story

“Many years ago, I used to be an insurance agent, and I was not exactly very good at my job, struggling to make ends meet despite all the promises of success by my mentor, who gave me the illusion that joining the industry would one day lead me to driving sports cars and wearing fancy watches like him.

So as a result, I turned to the dark side and found a loophole where I can claim insurance payouts for free, via travel insurance.

All I had to do was buy a travel insurance plan and go overseas for my holiday, somewhere where the police is a little corrupted like Bangkok.

Then with my travel insurance in hand, I would go to the Thai police and make a police report that I was robbed and that I had lost all of my belongings and valuables.

I would mention things like I lost my Rolex, my iPhone, laptop etc, and because the police can’t really speak very fluent English, the process is much easier.

And back in the day, the police really DGAF and they wouldn’t do anything about it despite telling you that they would look into it.

So once I got the police report, I would submit it to another insurance agent to claim from my travel insurance, and they wouldn’t know any better.

And the good thing is, most of the time, my travel insurance claims would go through and I would get the money.

Nowadays it doesn’t work anymore, and I was eventually caught for my travel insurance scam and cheating and spent time in jail, and my career in the financial industry was pretty much over.

Every day inside jail I would reflect on myself and regret what I have done, letting all my family and friends down and having this reputation of being a scammer.

Even on the day I was released from prison, none of my family and friends came to pick me up because they were so disappointed in me.

I am now on the mend and working to better myself, working as a delivery driver and slowly getting my life back together.

Thank you for reading.

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