so I’ve been having some digestive issues that I’ve been keeping on the down-low from my better half because I’ve been pretty hopeful that the laxatives would work gradually and soon I’ll be pooping again.

I cooked dinner and it was a super-rich garlic Chili pasta, and salad and then a few hours later we get a bit frisky. My boyfriend goes down on me and is going to town. Over the last hour, my stomach had definitely been moving but I hadn’t felt the urge to go to the toilet. Anyway…as he’s going to town I realise I now need to go to the toilet and can feel the urge becoming unbearable. I try to get up to run to the loo and he stops me thinking it’s part of us playing together, pushes me back down on the bed and puts his face between my legs as I unleash the loudest longest hottest fart ever. and the smell is like death.

I blurt out: “I need the toilet.”

And RUN to the bathroom and proceed to get rid of 6 days of constipation in 1 session. Because I had so much to get rid of, it gave me a good excuse to not have to look my boyfriend in the eye for a good while. I couldn’t be accused of hiding in the bathroom. But as I was running away he replied: “I know.”

As he coughed and gaged on the smell.

Here are what netizens think:

• True love would be getting old, going broke and homeless, losing your teeth and hair and ability to screw and continence and ability to walk, and still being happy together

• At least u never lao sai in his face, I can only imagine while his eating u and the a gush of choco milkshake flies into his mouth

• I had an ex who would fart in her sleep. Her farts were like thunder claps that woke me up on occasion. I was surprised she didn’t set the sprinklers off. She had no idea she did this and would proudly exclaim that I’d never heard her fart. Little did she know.

Yesterday I had a job interview scheduled. Went in pretty well dressed and felt good about myself. The interviewer was a middle aged guy, who said he was a pretty recent hire himself and I was one of his first interviews.

He was pretty chill and the interview went well, until the end. He was all smiles and shook my hand and looked me in the eyes saying “hopefully we will welcome you into our family here at company name ” and I replied “I can’t wait to get a new daddy and mommy” and let out a slight chuckle.

His smile turned into a weird frown and he almost looked at me with disgust. He let out a “laugh”, but it was really awkward. It was a joke but it fell so flat and made things so weird I just started stuttering and tried to finish things really quickly and left.

I couldn’t even open the door properly and the interviewer just stood there watching me struggling to leave.

I’m yet to hear back about this job position and I don’t think I will.

Here are what netizens think:

• Why on Earth would you say that??? Also, at least you didn’t blow your interviewer. Would’ve ended really differently.

• The interviewee it could come off very differently. If they are very young, like early-mid 20s then it’s a lot less weird than if they’re old.

• He didn’t say step-mommy or step-daddy.

• I think it was a very poorly executed attempt at a joke playing on the “family” comment from the interviewer, which in itself is a weird comment that more people should recognize as a red flag as an interviewee.Depending on the age of the interviewee it could come off very differently. If they are very young, like early-mid 20s then it’s a lot less weird than if they’re old.

• Email the interviewer and thank them for their time. Also mention you were nervous during the interview and that you are really excited about the job.

My husband and I have struggled with fertility for years, we have been trying for seven years and nothing ever happened. We finally went to the Doctors about this issue and we were told that we wouldn’t be able to have a child the old fashioned ways and our options laid out for us.

My husband wants to go the route of IVF or a Surrogate while I suggested adoption. I do not want to sink even more time into IVF which could likely not work not to get into the hell it would put my body through and the money it would cost to keep trying that way, as for the surrogate idea I just am not fully comfortable with that.

My husband is against adoption as he wants a child that is “fully ours” and has brought up that we’d know the medical history this way too and avoid any problems, he also added to his argument that we can afford the IVF or surrogate so we should. This upset me as any child would be our child regardless of blood, we ended up fighting over this and he told me firmly he will not adopt a child and to drop it. I was so upset with him over this that I ended up sleeping in the guest room.

I don’t know it just shocked me, we’ve been trying so long for a child shouldn’t any child we raise together be enough? I never thought he was someone to get hung up on blood connections.

Here are what netizens think:

• Let’s be clear, you have absolute control over what happens to your body. If you don’t want to go through that, then stick to your guns. He would be the AH for pressuring you to undergo IVF treatment if you really don’t want to.

• Each person in their relationship needs to be on the same page here. No ones personal preferences take precedence over the others.

• My friend works at a gynecology ward at a large hospital, and multiple times per month they see women who are undergoing IVF treatment, with complications.

• This is exactly what happened with my ex husband and I, I just couldn’t deal with the meds and monitoring anymore (plus the cost!) even though the issue was with his sperm. We decided we were fine not having kids but it just affected our marriage and we got divorced.

KFC Singapore has been fined SGD$3,000 earlier today for allowing four patrons at the Far East Plaza outlet to intermingle.

During that time, the allowable max table size was for two persons only.

The 4 individuals who intermingle despite sitting separately was

• Muhammad Ariffin Sahdan
• Shehzel Selamat
• Nyla Muhammad Kamal
• Muhammad Hidayat Rahmad

It is unclear if these 4 customers were fined.

When did it happen?

The incident happened on July 10 2021, Officers from the Singapore Tourism Board were in the area and noticed that the 4 individuals were intermingling.

The enforcement officers entered the outlet and noticed that the staff members fail to ensure that the customers did not intermingle.

For breaching COVID-19 rules, the fast-food chain could have been fined S$10,000 for breaching Covid-19 regulations.

Individuals who are found guilty of flouting the COVID-19 rules can be jailed up a maximum of 6 months and/or fine of up to SGD$10,000