Having a centre parking hairstyle back in the 90s typically means your an ah beng.
But this has changed drastically throughout time, a netizen captured a photo of a man on a bus with a heart shape centre parking hairstyle. It is believed that the photo was taken in China onboard a public bus.
Netizens commented that this is the hairstyle he uses when he goes to meet his valentine.
Here are a few hilarious comments
He uses this hairstyle as voodoo to charm a girl
He trying to show his love is as big as his head.
He trying cosplay as cupid
It is said in legends that not only his head is this hairstyle but also his kuku bird hair.
A video emerged online showing a group of YPs playing soccer at a street soccer court.
They were believed to have been in a group of more than 10.
They were later seen being approached by what appears to be safe distancing officers, as the rest of the YPs ran away, leaving their caught buddies behind.
Following URA’s revelation that Safe Distancing officers can enter homes without warrants to check for Covid-19 breaches; the founder of Makansutra, KF Seetoh, has taken to his Facebook to question their powers.
He asked: “How did we arrive at this summary law without anyone citizen or otherwise, having a say. This is draconian and offers no guarantee in results.”
He added that it is an “absolute raid on (our) privacy in the sanctity of (our) home.”
He warned that if a clueless distant neighbour or prankster made a complaint about 6 people in your homes (when you actually have 6 family members living there), they will come and bang on your door.
He asked: “How did we get here. I did not sign up for this. Did you?”
He beseeched people to have a chat with their MP and share their views online.
Earlier today(Aug 5) a court hearing of an elderly man shocked many and thinks that it is a lame excuse as the elderly man molested a woman with his “Wu Xia” powers.
The man claims that he was infusing the woman with his “Qi” a term often seen in Wu Xia dramas where a hero will often put his palms on another person and “sends” energy over as a method of treatment.
The incident happened at Xin Hua TCM Clinic back in 2018., the man sucked and rubbed the woman’s breast and later even touch her groin as a method of infusing his “powers”.
He even gave rubbish advice to the victim saying that the victim should have more sex with her boyfriend and ask the boyfriend to suck on various parts of her body to increase circulation.
The man was eventually convicted of his crimes and was jailed for 13 months and two weeks jail.
A Facebook comment has been circulating that a person was cheated outside the King Of Fried Rice shop.
A woman carried a packet of half-eaten fried rice and approach the victim saying that she brought extra and asked the victim if he wanted to buy it from her.
The victim did it out of goodwill and handed over SGD$6.50 to the elderly woman. Only to realised after he gets home that the rice was half eaten.
The netizen described the scammer as a 60-year-old elderly and the incident happened at The King of Fried Rice Tampines.
A man took to Facebook to describe the axe murder of River Valley and used the incident as an argument for his displease to the country.
In his Facebook post he said:
“Whenever the full story gets released it might as well be a pure fabrication that was considered acceptable by the authorities.
In a country, where cruelty is the norm, where compassion is only for vanity, where life means little, while wealth means all, a nation that needs individuals (and money) from other nations more badly than any other, yet treats foreigners with natural contempt, a place where car driver! aim at pedestrians crossing the street, and exploitation of citizens from less well to do nations is considered a God given right as well as a sick pleasure, the rate of psychopaths amongst local adults as well as children has to be alarmingly high.
Maybe it’s time Singapore’s government also tests the mental health of its sick population, not just for COVID19!”
A young man was arrested by the Police for allegedly slashing another man at Bukit Batok. The incident happened earlier today (Aug 5) at 12.01 AM at Bukit Batok Street 21 block 201A.
What happened?
It is believed that the 19-year-old suspect was intoxicated after drinking alcohol and had a conflict with another man. Another girl believed to be their acquaintance was on the scene as well.
The drunk man started choking the victim and starting punching the victim’s head. The violence did not stop after punching and the man pulled out a kitchen knife to chop the victim.
The suspect fled the scene shortly after slashing the victim. The victim was struck by the weapon at least three times at his head waist and chest. A woman who was on the scene started shouting when the fight started.
A netizen recounted how a woman thought her office was a dog daycare and sent her pet to their office.
Because the office allowed workers to bring their pets to work, the woman had thought that it was a dog daycare.
She then brought her dog down one day, and asked the netizen if she worked there.
The netizen of course said yes.
The woman said that she read online that she could just drop him off, she passed the dog food to the netizen and left.
And so the dog spent the entire day at the office.
The incident didn’t happen in Singapore.
Here is the full story:
“A while back I was working in an office that allowed dogs. It was an open floor plan and since customers never came into the office, we kept the dogs food and water bowls right by the front door just because it was the most convenient space and no one else would see them but us who worked there.
Of the six of us who worked in the main office area, I was the only one who didn’t have a dog (no pets policy at the apartment) and always felt horribly left out.
To make matters worse, across the way was a doggie daycare. One day a very frantic woman came in and she had an absolutely massive basset hound with her. Usually the only people who came into the office were associates who had appointments with someone working there, but it was rare they brought their dogs.
She ran up to me and said “Do you work here?” And I said “Yes, how can I help you?” And she said “I wasn’t sure if you took walk ins but I read online I could just drop him off? I tried to call but no answer.”
I didn’t know what she was talking about at that point and I said “Come again? Who did you call exactly?” Thinking if I could just saddle her off to whoever she came to see, I wouldn’t have to decipher her problem.
She said “Well it doesn’t matter now. Look, something urgent’s come up and I really need to leave him here. Here’s his food he likes and I’ll be back in a few hours and—“ at this point I wasn’t thinking of the doggie daycare. I thought maybe she was a friend of someone here.
I said “Well alright, can I get your name please?” And she said her name and then asked if I needed her to sign anything and I was so confused at this point I just said “Why would I need you to sign something?” And she left almost immediately.
So I took Otis (the dog) to the back and showed him to my coworkers and no one knew the woman or dog. I was worried she wouldn’t come back, but at the same time, my wish for an office dog had been granted! And Otis was supremely chill. All he did all day was lie around and drool onto his own ears. I just freshened him up every now and then, took him out every couple hours, and he was happy as a clam on a big cushy dog bed we thankfully had an extra of. He just loved attention from anywhere he could get it.
At the end of the day the woman, thank God, came back. She said “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver. How was he?” And I said “He was a champ.” And was about to say “But why is he here” when she said “Thats a relief. Most kennels say he gets anxious around other dogs. I heard you operated at a much higher capacity, I was thrilled to see you had so few clients in the room at one time. So, how much do I owe?” And that’s when I realized she thought we were a dog daycare.
Now, I probably should’ve corrected her. But I loved my day with the office dog and I did want to get paid for supervising this strange dog all day. I just threw out the number that sounded fair and appropriate “That’ll be $20.” I said.
She replied “Reaalllly?!” In this very high tone, and I couldn’t tell if I’d overshot or undershot. But she paid me and left.
My coworkers were laughing hysterically when they realized what had happened and we thought it would just be a good story for the future.
But the next week… she came back! She said we were so much more affordable and less overcrowded than her other place that she was happy to use us. I was glad for the company so just took him. I didn’t think there was any way she couldn’t have at least some idea we weren’t a dog daycare. The whole ordeal was so strange I just figured “don’t question a good thing.” (I was much younger and dumber then.)
Not long after, Otis started getting dropped off two, sometimes even three or four days a week. I was in heaven. He was such a love. And he made fast friends with the delivery guys and visitors.
One day we took our office Christmas card photo and Otis was over that day, so we included him. In a Santa hat. It was pretty great.
But it turns out Otis’ owner was friends with one of our clients who I guess happened to have the card out on her table or was kind enough to display it alongside her other holiday cards.
Because one day Otis’ owner came in holding the card and walked up to me and said “I can’t even believe I’m asking this but… is that my dog in this photo? This isn’t a dog daycare at all. This is just an office, isn’t it.”
She said it with a note of surprise, as though she was looking around and putting it all together for the first time (no coincidence that this was the first time she wasn’t in some crazy rush either.) She was like “Then who are all these other dogs?!” And I explained.
I was terrified she was going to demand her money back, or worse, take some sort of legal action against us for misrepresenting ourselves as a dog care business, or complain to corporate.
Instead she basically said “Why didn’t you ever say anything!” And I explained we just really liked having Otis around. She stopped for a minute and seemed to be thinking and said “Is that right?” And I said yes and told the story of how I was the only one in the office without a dog so loved the company.
She seemed a little flummoxed or hesitant, understandably, because the whole thing was so weird. She turned to my coworker and asked if I was telling the whole truth (I don’t know why she thought my coworker, also a stranger to her, was any more trustworthy than me, but hey. Strange times.) Coworker backed me up.
So she said, “Well, I wish you’d said something sooner. Could’ve saved me a lot of embarrassment with my friend back there. Alright, I have to get going. See you at 4:00.” And she left Otis! I couldn’t believe it!
I said “So he can stay?!” And she replied “Where else could I find someone to watch him one on one all day for $20?” And off she went.
Otis stayed my office dog until his family moved away, luckily right around the same time I took a new job.
With all this time sitting around doing nothing, thought it was as good a time as any to tell that story.
tl;dr – Woman drops her dog off in our pet friendly office, thinking it’s a nearby dog daycare. It becomes a regular thing. She doesn’t realize the mistake until she spots the dog in our company Christmas card, months later.“