MAN WENT TO TEMPLE & PRAY TO HIS ANCESTORS SO HE CAN WIN THE $12M TOTO
MAN ANGERS WIFE BECAUSE HE INDIRECTLY SUGGESTED SHE NEED BIGGER ‘NEH NEH’
GRAB DRIVER LISTS 8 THINGS HE WISHES PEOPLE KNOWS
MAN FIRST TIME GO GEYLANG, FINISHES OFF WHEN GIRL WASHING HIS KKJ
TOTO QUEUE @ FU LU SHOU COMPLEX GOES FROM BASEMENT TO OUTSIDE THE COMPLEX
GUY CANCEL APPOINTMENT WITH PUSHY INSURANCE AGENT, WHO SAYS “I COULD’VE BEEN DOING OTHER STUFF”
BF ANGRY WITH GF FOR NOT WANTING TO “OH YEAH BABY” WITH HIM AFTER ARGUMENT
WIFE BARGES INTO TOILET WHEN HUSBAND INSIDE, MAN ASKS IS PRIVACY “SACRIFICED” AFTER MARRIAGE
MAN WANTS TO RENOUNCE PRC CITIZENSHIP TO JOIN S’PORE, BUT CHINA EMBASSY “AFK” & NO ANSWER
CONDO SECURITY MAKING LIFE HARD FOR PR RESIDENT, ASKS THEM “WHAT BUSINESS YOU HAVE MOVING HERE!”
