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GIRL TELLS HER BF THAT HOLDING HIS ‘KKJ’ IS LIKE HOLDING A TOOTHPICK

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I can’t believe what I said. I was so angry that I didn’t even think before I spoke. My mind was running a million miles a minute and my mouth was just speaking without thinking.

I was mad at my boyfriend for something he had done and I was letting him have it.

Compared his ‘kkj’ to a toothpick

In the heat of the moment, I said something really stupid. I told him that holding his ‘kkj’ was the same as holding a toothpick because it’s short and thin.

I don’t even know where I got that from, it was just something that popped into my head. But once the words were out, I couldn’t take them back.

My boyfriend’s face went pale and he just stared at me. It was obvious that he was not happy with the comparison I had made. I felt embarrassed and ashamed for what I had said. I wanted to apologize to him but I couldn’t find the words.

We stayed quiet for what felt like hours. I was waiting for him to say something, but he didn’t.

Finally, he spoke up and said that he felt disrespected and that he didn’t want to stay in our relationship if I was going to talk to him like that.

I tried to explain that I didn’t mean it and that I was just mad, but he wasn’t listening. He got up and walked out of the room. I knew right away that our relationship was over.

I felt so bad for what I had said. I was mad at him but I didn’t mean to say something so hurtful. I wanted to take it back, but I knew it was too late.

I had broken his ego and he didn’t want to be with me anymore.

MAN ARMED WITH STICK ATTACKS VEHICLES COMING OUT OF CARPARK @ TANJONG KATONG

A video emerged online showing an elderly man armed with a stick (or what appears to be a walking stick) and swinging it at cars turning out of a carpark.

The incident happened on 15 March along Geylang Road, at the exit of a carpark at Tanjong Katong Comples, and was captured by a passenger inside one of the cars turning out of the carpark at the time.

According to the netizen, the man was seen swinging the stick at cars that were turning out of the carpark, and warned other drivers to be wary of him and not to provoke him any further.

A few netizens also commented and surmised that the man might have been frustrated at the traffic because he could be trying to cross the road at the time but couldn’t.

Here is what the netizen said

This incident happened at the road of Haig Road and Tanjong Katong Complex. A guy was seen swinging a stick at cars turning

He might have a mental illness therefore acting this way. Hope drivers can be aware of this guy and don’t provoke him.

Netizens’ comments

  1. He was trying to cross the road, but too much traffic and looks like he’s frustrated. If there’s lift for the overhead bridge most likely he’ll use it. Poster should be more empathetic and be kind.
  2. Soon more mad people around, cant cope with rising prices.
  3. Respawn in wrong area

Potential penalties

Public nuisance

A public nuisance is committed when a person causes common injury, danger or annoyance to the public or people in the vicinity.

This offence is defined under section 268 and punishable under section 290 of the Penal Code with a maximum fine of $1,000.

This offence may be committed when a person generally causes annoyance in the neighbourhood or obstruction to the traffic in a public place.

GF DULAN WITH ME BECAUSE MY PHONE GOT MANY SIAMBU CONTACT NUMBER

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I was so stupid to think that my girlfriend would never find out about the amount of contact numbers of siambus in my phone.

I had been flirting with them when I went out with my friends, and I thought it would stay between us. But I was wrong.

She checked my phone while I was in the shower, saw a lot of ‘Ploy’ inside my phone

My girlfriend was the jealous type and she had always been suspicious of me. One day when I was taking a shower, she got access to my phone and she saw all the contacts that I had hidden from her.

She was so angry and I knew that I had messed up big time.

I tried to explain to her that I was only being friendly with the siambus and that I didn’t mean anything by it. But she didn’t believe me. She said that I was cheating on her and that she couldn’t trust me.

I felt so guilty for what I had done and I knew that I had to make it up to her. I decided to take her out to dinner and show her how much I love her. I hoped that it would be enough to make up for my mistake.

But it wasn’t enough. She was still angry with me and she told me that she didn’t want to be with me anymore. She said that she didn’t believe that I would ever be faithful to her and that she was done with me.

I was so heartbroken and I felt like my world was crashing down around me. I had lost the girl that I loved and I knew that it was all because of my stupid mistake.

I had ruined our relationship and I couldn’t believe how foolish I had been.

No matter how much I tried to apologize and explain, nothing could make up for my mistake. I had lost the girl I loved and all because of my foolishness.

I should have known better and I should have thought about the consequences before I did something so foolish.

Now I have to live with the fact that I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me. It’s too late to take back my mistake and I have to accept the consequences of my actions.

I regret ever flirting with those siambus and I will never make the same mistake again.

GUY UPSET PREVIOUS BUS LEFT WITHOUT HIM, STAND ON ROAD & BLOCK THE NEXT BUS

A netizen shared a video of a guy standing in the middle of a bus lane and blocking a bus, as the driver purportedly honked at him.

The incident happened on 17 March at about 2.20pm at a bus stop located at the Clementi AYE area, and was recorded by the netizen who was at the bus stop at the time.

According to the netizen who posted the video, the guy was busy using his phone and didn’t realise that his bus had come, and the bus then left without him because nobody flagged it down and the bus driver thought that no one wanted to board the bus.

After the bus left, the guy then purportedly got angry and vented his anger at the next bus that showed up, he stood in the middle of the road, right in front of the next bus that was approaching and blocked its way.

The netizen said that the bus driver had to brake and sound his horn at the guy several times to get him out of the way.

Here is what the netizen said on Facebook

“Saw this yesterday 17 Mar 2023 at 2.20pm at Clementi AYE bus stop. Guy was too busy on his phone didn’t realize bus had come, no one flagged it down so the bus driver just drove past the stop.

Guy got angry, decided to stand in the bus bay at the edge of AYE, when the next bus came he stood in front of bus to block it.

Bus driver had to tap on brake and horn him several times.”

Netizens’ comments

  1. All sort new Genz Weirdos we have this days in society.. pushing blame onto others than checking on their own actions.
  2. This should keep him off his phone for some time…
  3. Bodoh own mistake xia… I also kana before suck thumb lo wait for next one lo
  4. Not surprising from such mobile zombies to react to his own stupidity! Police should take action against his unruly behavior and cause inconvenience to the bus captains!
  5. Why put own body to such lose-lose situation? Imagine if the guy was hit & paralyse at his age.. Is it worth it? Lack of common sense
  6. This guy was risking his Life I saw many using phones while crossing zebra or traffic light pedestrian crossing, you still have to be alert even though you have the Right!
    You missed the Bus that was your fault. Send him for a checkup ,next time maybe he will stand in the middle of the road, Waving
  7. Even school children will definitely know where to stand for buses. He’s probably dont know, and dont want to follow like others at the bus stop or he could be austistic, we wouldn’t know..

MAN BETRAYS HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE HE’S BLINDED BY GREED, END UP HE GETS CHEATED BY OTHERS

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I have always been a person who wanted more, and I was willing to do whatever it took to get it.

Recently, I had a plan to get rich quick, and it involved betraying my friends. I was blinded by my own greed and I thought I could get away with it.

Made them invest money in a ‘business’ venture and conned their money

I had planned to take money from my friends, promising them profits from a business venture I had concocted. I knew it wasn’t a real venture, but I was desperate for money and was willing to risk it.

I told them it would be a sure thing and that they would double their money within a few months. Of course, I had no intention of actually paying them back.

I managed to get my hands on a large amount of money from them and I was feeling pretty good about myself. I thought I had pulled off the perfect scheme and that I was now set for life. Little did I know, I was being played.

I ended up getting conned by the people I worked with

The people whom I had worked with to take the money from my friends were actually more sly than me, and they had used me as a way to get access to my friends’ money.

I had been completely fooled by them and I had just handed over a large sum of money. I was devastated to think of the consequences of my actions.

My friends were so angry when they found out what I had done. They had trusted me and I had let them down. I was ashamed of myself and I knew that I would never be able to look them in the eye again.

I had betrayed them and I had been fooled by the people I worked with.

The money I had taken from my friends was now gone, and I felt like a fool. I had thought I was so clever, but I had been outsmarted by the people I worked with.

I was left with nothing and I was facing the consequences of my own greed. I had let my friends down and I had been cheated by the people I had betrayed them for.

I have learned a hard lesson in life: Greed has no reward. I will never forget the pain and humiliation of being betrayed by my friends and cheated by the people I had thought I could trust.

I have to live with the fact that I was selfish and dumb.

MAN TERMINATES STARHUB PLAN, THEN FINDS OUT IT GOT RECONTRACTED FOR AN IPHONE

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Hi all, I will like to share my experience with StarHub.

On 3rd of Feb i called starhub customer service to terminate all the free welcome plan numbers they give me as every year i will do a recontract for a few numbers which my parents and me is using.

The amount of free numbers given to me is crazy it appears in my starhub app is as high as 9 numbers that much inclusive the main numbers we are using.

To my surprise when i tried to cancel 1 of the following number the CSO claims that it was been re-contract on Nov 2022 for a iPhone i was speechless as i know which number i had did a contract for.

After my own investigation by checking all the emails i recontracted online, the number that the CSO mentioned was actually a number i had terminated in 3rd May 2021.

I trace back all my bills and i found out that i been paying this number that i did not even recontract for and it sudden resurface from my account.

After sending all the information i have and starhub did their internal investigation and realized there was a system error and it claims that because I’m the previous owner the system had a glitch and it link back to my account.

During this whole incident, starhub did not even called to apologize or do any service recovery all they did is claiming that a waiver of the penalty for early termination will be wavied and the 2 months of payment of that number will be waived, which till date is not been settled.

This is not even wavier it should be a refund. Currently the total bill is $6k+ (March) and $5k+ was from Feb. I will not pay the bill now as the waiting wavier is around $3k+, if i pay the bill of that $5k, StarHub will just treat it as overpayment and will slowly deduct till it depleted why will anyone do that.

StarHub your service is getting from bad to worst.

In this whole incident, your CSO don’t even know your system well and can even ask me did i do a recontract and best part the tone given to me is like im lying, When this number had been terminated in 2021, any starhub customer that do a recontract will know that if we do not have an active number we cannot even recontract.

Today i received a call from your team and the funny part was they called and hang up on me 3 times, next moment a SMS came in and mentioned that a called back had been made but I’m not in reach.

You guys are too much. I was thinking to hold back not to complain but after seeing the recent case of 1 incident on accounts got hacked in google play and nothing is been done. I think is enough i should not keep it quiet.

PARENTS TOLD ME NOT TO BRING GIRLS BACK HOME LIKE IT IS MY HOTEL ROOM

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I had never seen my parents so angry. I grew up in a household where I was always taught to respect my elders and to never backtalk.

But when I brought home yet another girl for a one night stand, my parents had had enough.

Said that I disrespected them because I treated the house like a hotel

My parents scolded me for treating our family home like a hotel room. They said that if I wanted to have a one night stand then I should at least have the decency to book a hotel room.

However, I argued that it was free at home and I didn’t want to waste money on a hotel.

My parents were further enraged when I said that it was free at home. They said that I was disrespecting them and our home.

They said that the house was not to be used for such activities and that I should find somewhere else to bring my partners.

I tried to explain to them that I was just trying to be frugal. I was trying to save money. But they didn’t understand. They said that money is not everything and that I should think of the consequences of my actions.

Even though I knew they were right, I did not bother because it is always more comfortable at home than at anywhere else.

I might not know if the girl is attached to someone or if she will cry rape after we are done outside and I get into further trouble but most importantly for me at home, it is FREEEEEEE.

GIANT RAT SEEN CRAWLING UP PIPE @ ANG MO KIO ROASTED DUCK STALL, CUSTOMER HORRIFIED

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A customer at an Ang Mo Kio coffee shop spotted a large rat crawling up a pipe at a roasted duck stall, near where several ducks were being hung out to dry.

The customer then took a photo of the rat “in action”.

According to Shin Min Daily News, the incident happened at a coffee shop at Block 339 Ang Mo Kio Avenue 1, and the customer was having his meal there at about 8 pm when he noticed a “black shadow” at the roasted meat stall.

The 42-year-old man, Mr Pan, then took out his phone to record a video and soon realised that the black shadow was actually a huge rat.

The rat measured about 15 cm long, roughly the same size as an average ruler, and was seen scurrying up a pipe at the back of the roasted meat stall, beside 4 roasted ducks that were hanging.

Pan added that the stall was closed at the time and that the hanging ducks were supposedly meant to be sold the next day.

He said that the exposed food could very easily be contaminated with bacteria, and it is made even more unhygienic with the rats crawling around the premises.

Concerned about the other stalls being affected by this incident, Pan said that he is not patronising the coffee shop anymore, at least for the time being.

Speaking to SMDN, a worker at the roasted meat stall said that since the stall first opened about 2 years ago, this is the first time that rats have been spotted at their stall.

They added that moving forward, they will now store all the food that was left in the open, properly.

According to the other stallholders, they said that they have seen the rats in the rubbish area behind the coffee shop, where one or two would come out at night looking for food.

They added that the premises are cleaned every few months, and will be closely monitoring the situation.

SMUGGLING ATTEMPT OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES INTO SINGAPORE FOILED BY ICA AND SFA

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The Immigration and Checkpoints Authority (ICA) recently updated on their Facebook page of an attempt by two Malaysian registered lorries to smuggle in fresh vegetables, and also processed foods and vegetables into Singapore.

Their attempt however, was foiled by ICA officers on duty together with the Singapore Food Agency (SFA) when they found out that the consignment volume and permit that was declared did not tally.

Here is the post by ICA

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲… 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀

On 28 Feb 2023, ICA conducted a joint operation with the Singapore Food Agency (SFA) at Woodlands Checkpoint, and foiled an attempt to smuggle illegal import of fresh vegetables, and processed fruits and vegetables into Singapore via two Malaysia-registered lorries.

ICA officers first noticed that the high consignment volume did not tally with the permit declared, and directed the lorries to SFA for enhanced checks. Approximately 230kg of undeclared, and under-declared fruits and vegetables were uncovered.

In Singapore, fruits and vegetables can only be imported by licensed importers, and every consignment must be declared and accompanied with a valid permit.

Illegal imported food produce from unknown sources can pose a food safety risk, when unregulated or high level of pesticides are used. The case has been referred to the SFA for further investigation.

As Guardians of Our Borders, ICA is committed to facilitating trade & safe travels while keeping Singapore’s borders safe & secure.

Image source: Immigration and Checkpoints Authority

MAN WANTS TO FIND A GIRL WITH NATURAL EYEBROWS, SCARED HIS CHILDREN GROW UP UGLY

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I’ve always been a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to my appearance. I take great pride in keeping myself well groomed and making sure that I look my best at all times.

One of my most prized features is my eyebrows. I have nice natural eyebrows and I take great care to keep them well-shaped and neatly trimmed.

Scared if my wife no eyebrows, my child might be born with no eyebrows also

So, it stands to reason that I would want to find a wife who has the same nice, natural eyebrows as I do.

The reason why I’m so adamant about this is because I’m afraid that if I don’t find a wife with nice, natural eyebrows, my children will have a chance to inherit ugly eyebrows.

I know it sounds silly, but I’m worried that if I don’t take the time to find someone who has the same nice eyebrows as me, then the chances of my children ending up with less than desirable eyebrows will be half half.

I cannot take the risk.

I understand that a person’s eyebrows are not the be all and end all of a person’s beauty, and that there are many other important factors to consider when finding a spouse.

But, I can’t help but think that if my spouse has nice, natural eyebrows, then my children will have a better chance of inheriting nice eyebrows as well.

I’m not saying that I’m only interested in finding someone because of their eyebrows. In fact, I’m looking for a lot more than that. I want a woman who is kind, intelligent, and has a good sense of humor. But I also want someone who takes care of their appearance, and takes pride in their eyebrows.

I know that this is a bit of a superficial want, and that it shouldn’t be the only thing I’m looking for in a wife.

But, I believe that my children deserve the best chance at having nice eyebrows as possible, and I think that finding a wife with nice, natural eyebrows is an important part of that.