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GF COMPARES S’POREAN GIRLS TO JAV GIRLS SAYS: “SG GIRLS LIKE POTATO”

My boyfriend and I like to watch p*** together. While I prefer western videos, he always watches Japanese ones. Which is a serious turn off to me.

I’m really amazed at how beautiful Jap girls are. Flawless fair skin, big doe eyes and woah their bodies always make me feel like I should go on a diet. Appearance wise these Japanese girls make Singaporean girls like me look like a potato. Not even french fry standard, just a mouldy unskinned potato.

But that’s not the problem I have. The real issue is how the men in these videos are always some bald, fat and ugly lao tiko uncle. Like come on la I don’t want to see some hot chick getting banged by some coffee shop ah gong, I want to see an equally good looking guy with muscles with her!!!

I read somewhere that ugly men are casted in JAVs because the viewers (usually men) also see themselves as being devastatingly unattractive and hence can better relate to them. Also having s*x with a girl out of their league is a wild fantasy of theirs. So come on la men all over the world, please increase ur self esteem so that directors will cast better looking guys inside.

Sincerely, a girl sick of watching ugly old beer bellied balding men

WOMAN TOOK LOAN FOR COSMESTIC SURGERY, COME BACK UGLIER

A netizen shared a story about how she took a loan to finance her plastic surgery.

But she ended up looking nothing like she wanted.

Here is the story:

“I had heard and seen many celebrities’ before and after cosmetic surgery photos of themselves.

They all look very different and also for the better.

Celebrities such as *name withheld* openly admitted to going for cosmetic surgery and society is very accepting of them.

So I thought, okay, I’ll go for cosmetic surgery as well.

And so I look a loan of a few thousand from my friends, a loan from my parents, a loan from some colleagues to finance my cosmetic surgery.

I went to Korea because the country was world renowned for their excellence in cosmetic surgery, with an impressive track record.

I was operated by Dr *name withheld* and he assured me that he was an experienced doctor who had performed cosmetic surgery for more than 20 years.

But then after the cosmetic surgery, i came out with two different eyes, my right eyelid was “double eyelid” while my left was “single eyelid”.

My nose was also pushed too high and now I look like I am frowning and grimacing all the time.

He also made my upper lip too big and it looked like I got stung by a hornet on the lips.

I asked him about it and he said it was normal and that it would take time for it to heal and look more like the look that I wanted.

But it has been 3 months since my surgery and I still look very ugly, even uglier in fact.

I feel as though I got scammed of my loan money, all the money that I painstakingly loaned from my family and friends.

Now I have to pay them back the money that I loaned and I look even worse than before, I am ashamed to even face them.

I really don’t know what to do and I am afraid to even leave my house because I look so ugly.”

Editor’s note: You should’ve been grateful for the natural beauty that God gave you.

Images source: Unsplash

GUY INVEST $5,000 IN FORTUNE TELLER WHO SUCKED HIS FORTUNE

A man shared a story online about ‘investing’ in a fortune-teller who wants to know the earnings he will receive in the future.

One thing’s for sure, he invested in a “fortune sucker”

Here is story:

My friend who is very superstitious told me that he recently paid $5,000 to a fortune teller at Waterloo street to reveal his future.

I told him: “Sure accurate cause 10mins later, he predicted you will lose $5,000.”

My friend who was not happy with my comments said that the fortune teller is very accurate and said that he did not lose the $5,000 and he is just investing into the future.

So I questioned him by saying: “So what was accurate?”

He said: “He knew that I was single and told me to focus on my careers instead of spending time and money chasing girls and should invest more on myself.”

My response: “Of course la, with your ugly mug anyone also can say the same thing and tell you your having a hard time finding girls. Secondly, this kind is typical advice teacher give students sia, what invest yourself? You just lost $5,000 investing in nothing”

He kept quiet but later said that the Fortune Teller also told him that he will escape from big troubles this year as he went to the fortune teller to spend money in return get rid of the bad luck “破财消灾“.

My response: “Hello you brain got water ah? You think every day in a year is smooth one meh, sure got 1 or 2 days will cockup on what.”

Then I told him the cockup day is the day you trust a fortune teller and lost $5,000.

“I rather you lose money investing in stocks or forex rather than losing it to some street man, if the fortune teller so good, he no need stay under hot sun 12 hours a day to scam people”

He kept quiet and continues to be in denial.

Aiya, why so many naive people out there.

2553 CASES ON OCT 18, 6 MORE PASSED AWAY

As of 18 October 2021, 12pm, the Ministry of Health has detected a total of 2,553 new cases of COVID-19 infection in Singapore, with 2,008 in the community, 544 in the migrant worker dormitories and 1 imported case.

 6 more cases have passed away from complications due to COVID-19 infection.

Of these, 4 were male Singaporeans and 2 were female Singaporeans, aged between 78 and 93 years. Amongst them, 4 had been unvaccinated against COVID-19, 1 had been partially vaccinated and 1 had been vaccinated.

All of them had various underlying medical conditions.

The death toll for COVID-19 in Singapore is at 239.

STARHUB CALL CENTRE STAFF ALLEGEDLY HANGS UP ON CUSTOMER

I’m surprised by the service rendered by your contact centre. I’ve called your hotline 1633 moments again and spoke to your contact centre staff Shenee.

She asked me tons of irrelevant questions like what time did i get the new sim card and even requested me to insert the sim card before i can active it, as ive bought a new phone and was given a new sim card. When i questioned her, she claimed that she knows what she is doing and should just follow without questioning her.

So when i requested to speak to someone else she ignored my request and continue with her silly questions, which is different from the steps given on your website. So i told her that i wanted to speak to someone else, she told me that i have no choice and she was the only choice i have.

When i insisted, she just hung up my call… When i called in again, i was told to write into starhub for a official complaint so here i am.

writing to let everyone know the standard of your service.

FOOD PANDA RIDER “SCARE DIE DONT ORDER LA” AFTER TOLD TO PUT FOOD ON SHOERACK

Anyone encounter bad attitude delivery rider?

To be fair, I was very tired after work as in I working in frontline so I on afternoon shift (till midnight) so I wanna sleep awhile more and so I pvt msg the rider that I will remote and open the big gate once he reach but then his replied kena rude.

I msg him in prior to inform so that he can enter thru the big gate. And won’t delay his next order.. I don’t mind the food cold because I wanna sleep awhile more before my shift started.

In the end I went down and explained to him..

Translation

Customer : ?
Rider : You scared die don’t order in
Customer : I’m doing some stuff that’s why I ask you to leave it on the shoe shelf
Rider : ok
Customer : I am not afraid of dying. I am a front liner (paraphrased)
Customer : Why do you have to say such stuff?

JIALAT ACCIDENT AT RUMBIA LRT, VAN CRASHED INTO CONCRETE

A video emerged online showing the aftermath of an accident.

A van had purportedly crashed into Rumbia LRT station, crashing into a concrete pillar.

SCDF personnel were seen appearing to be extricating someone from the van, as paramedics and the traffic police were also seen at the scene.

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JOGGER SUDDENLY STOP IN MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, THEN STARE AT MOTORCYCLIST

A video emerged online showing a jogger suddenly stopping halfway in the middle of the road for unknown reasons.

He then walked up to a motorcyclist and stared at him from up close, before continuing on his journey.

The motorcyclist then turned around to look at the car to his side, wondering if the driver saw the weird incident as well.

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Source: @sg.incidents on IG

XMM “BEGGING” TO COOK FOR YOU, BEND OVER KITCHEN COUNTER

A video emerged online showing a girl taking a sip out of a water bottle.

She then bent over the counter and started twerking her backside.

She captioned her video: “I’m begging lemme cook for you.”

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YP JUMP ON TOP OF HDB SHELTER ROOF, START RUNNING AROUND ON TOP

A video emerged online showing a YP climbing over a railing on what appeared to be a 2nd floor.

He then jumped onto the HDB Shelter’s roof and started running around on top of it.

It is unclear who the boy is or where the incident happened.

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