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COCKROACH FOUND INSIDE CP FRIED RICE, SEALED INSIDE PLASTIC WRAPPER

A netizen shared how he bought a packet of CP’s Chicken Sausage Fried Rice and allegedly found a dead cockroach sealed inside the plastic wrapper.

Here is the story:

“Never thought this would happen to me and from CP Singapore . Was trying to have a late night snack 10mins ago and found this upon opening.

Roach was shrink wrapped as you can see, so no way this was from outside contamination.

Am ziplocking it and contacting Singapore Food Agency (SFA) to see next course of action, if they want to take it back for investigation.”

Netizens’ comments:

  • Golden ticket like Charlie and the chocolate  factory
  • Extra bit of protein 
  • Omg, I still have some cp nasi lemak in my fridge *puke

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Source: Peter Gan on Facebook

GUY WALKS VERY FAST, SCARES WOMAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FOLLOWING HER

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A guy shared a story of he accidentally scared a woman to think that he is following her on purpose while walking in the same direction on the way home.

The guy claims that he is generally a fast walker by nature and might have closed the gap that he had initially with the woman too close for her comfort.

Here is the story

“I was coming back to my place after finishing up some work in the office.

The route towards my building runs through a somewhat dark and quiet area, but is generally safe.

I was wearing black that day and had a black hoodie on me as it had rained earlier in the day and the weather was pretty cold to me.

There was a woman walking a good 50 metres in front of me and being a fast walker, I naturally started closing this gap. I walk with headphones in and get into my music so I didn’t even realise.

As I got to about 10 metres behind her, she looked back and I realized what it looked like and how creepy I must’ve looked.

I didn’t know what to do so I just started walking slower, which was probably even creepier.

I didn’t want to keep following her so I just turned and decided to take an alternate route, an extra 2-3 minutes, no big deal.

Idk if this is because I’m a fast walker or the route is quicker than I thought, but just as I rounded the corner to my block, I saw the same woman, walking into my block.

We make eye contact and she kind of froze there.

I panicked so I just turned around and walked quickly the other way, why you ask?

I don’t know ask my legs they did the thinking.

So, to the woman I probably scared the living daylights off, I apologise its my bad.”

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GIRL TELLS COLLEAGUES SHE’S BUSY WITH MANY ‘BALLS’ TO JUGGLE INCLUDING BOSS’

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A story was shared by a lady on how she did not put her words across to her colleagues in the way it was intended and it resulted in her colleagues thinking that she was involved with their boss.

In the end, everyone had a good laugh about it while it remained awkward for her.

Here is the story

“I’ve been having an extremely busy time at work the past few weeks due to an increase in my responsibilities and staff shortages due to the pandemic infecting many people in my company.

Three of the top performers in my department are out for a couple of weeks.

At today’s leadership staff conference call, the issue was raised by a couple of other managers that I’ve been delegating some of the responsibilities normally handled by my department to others that aren’t suffering from the same staffing issues that I am, and they aren’t pleased with that, despite the fact that it’s just a temporary fix.

Normally, I wouldn’t delegate and would step in and cover the workload myself, but I recently was given a role by a senior manager, we’ll call him C, overseeing the compliance aspect of my business unit.

So when asked to address the complaints, I was a little frustrated.

In the past, I’ve happily accommodated similar requests for help from them when they were in similar circumstances.

Trying to keep my anger in check, I said, “Listen guys, I’m sure you’re aware that I’m juggling a lot of balls at the moment, C’s in particular and I’d appreciate if you could just provide the support I need for a few more days.”

There was silence. Then someone giggled. Then everyone started laughing, and my brain finally caught up with what I had just said.

After everyone had their laugh and settled down, we moved on to the next topic. I didn’t say a word for the rest of the call.”

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GIRL COMPLIMENTS GUY FOR LOSING WEIGHT BUT GUY ENDS UP AVOIDING HER

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A guy shared a story of an encounter he had in the gym with a fellow female gym goer who commented on his weight loss.

He has been much of a loner while at the gym and feels that people commenting on his weight loss implies that they have seen him at his fattest and have ever judged him for being fat before which made him very conscious about himself.

Here is the story

“I started going to the gym and most of the time I would just keep to myself and keep my head down and not talk or bother anyone and in return I wouldn’t ever get bothered myself. That’s how I prefer it.

I was given a program with a mix of different exercises and machines to use. One of the them is a mountain climb stair machine. There are only two of them in the gym, both next to each other.

I will get on the machine for about twenty minutes and do my bit and get off. One day, a fit athletic lady on the machine beside me, grabs my attention after I get off.

She says “Hey” to grab my attention. I just look up and she says smiling “I’ve noticed you around. You look like you’ve lost a lot of weight. You should be really proud of yourself”.

I really didn’t like what she said, because it made me feel too self conscious of myself. It felt like she was confirming what people were saying to me before that I was fat and unhealthy.

So I just ignored her and walked off.

The next few days in the gym again I would use that mountain machine because she was often always on the one next to it.

I would also walk the long way around the gym to avoid having to come in any close contact with her.

Another day, I was in the weight machines area on a different machine and she gets on the one beside me.

She nervously says “Hi” to me and I just said Hi back without making eye contact or talking to her further.

This awkwardness is killing me”

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GUY THINKS RED, WHITE & SOMETIMES YELLOW IS NORMAL FOR ‘CREAM’ COLOUR

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A guy shared a story about how he has always thought that having ‘cream’ in the colour of red and white and sometimes yellow is normal until he had a conversation with his sister.

He shares that he came from a very conservative family that does not talk about personal stuff like this and even mentioning the word condom is considered too much.

Here is the story

“Before anyone judges me, please do consider that I came from a family where even pronouncing the word “condom” is awkward. So having ‘adult’ education and everything that comes to our privates are a big no no in our house, for some reason.

So, this thing happened in the kitchen. I was with my sister and because of the strict household, we often make jokes sneakily. We don’t see any problem with this, because we are exposed to some these knowledge via the internet.

My mom used to bake cakes quite frequently and the most common thing in our refrigerator are egg whites which are uncooked.

So I was eating a sandwich and my sister went to the fridge to grab a soda and grab the cup where the egg white is and says: “I always think this cup would be full of ‘cream'” and started laughing.

I didn’t think for some reason and said “No, it doesn’t look like ‘cream’, it doesn’t have red in colour or sometimes yellow” and she stared dead at me and more like a whisper said

“Whaaat? Bro, go see a doctor, you are not ok”.

Since then, I started searching the internet for answers, because I am too afraid to ask my dad, or even my mom.

I’ve never been through this before… Any advice?

Should I book alone an appointment to see a doctor by myself? Because I don’t want to involve my parents into this…”

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GIRL LETS GUY TASTE HIS ‘BABIES’, GUY SPITS IT OUT AND CURSES

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A story was shared online about how a girl let a guy taste his own ‘babies’ thinking that he does not mind the taste of them.

After he unknowingly tasted them, he immediately pulled himself away from her and started spitting and thereafter cursed at her before he left.

Here is the story

“Hmmm I’m not sure what just happened. I may have lost my guy. Oh well.

My guy’s class ended early today, so he Grabbed over and came to my place from school for a quick session before his next class. I promised him I would yesterday, so here we are. I happily devoured his little brother until he finished.

Usually I swallow immediately. But today, I kept it in my mouth. I wanted it all in my mouth when he french kissed me, which he usually likes to do after his little brother gets devoured. And when he stuck his tongue in my mouth, he immediately pulled back and started spitting. He might have said some obscene words. And he ran out.

I’m not really sure what happened exactly. But from his reaction, I am guessing he

1) has never tasted his own ‘babies’ and/or

2) does not enjoy the taste of himself.

I guess I shouldn’t have assumed he was ok with tasting his own ‘babies’. I honestly thought all guys are ok with their own.

Well, lesson learned.”

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ANG MOH SAYS “AU AU SALAKAU” MEANS “HELLO DEAR POLICE OFFICER”

A TikTok user, @jackh3r3r, was asked about the meaning of the phrase “Au au salakau”, to which he then provided an explanation and his interpretation of what the phrase means.

The TikTok user explained that the phrase “Au au salaku” means “hello dear officer”.

He said:

“So ya, ‘au au salakau’ is how you address the police. It is a very formal way to say ‘hello dear officer’.”

Netizens comments

  • “thanks dude! i tried it with the SPF and they gave me free accommodation and food after that!”
  • “yea bro tips to get you arrested in 2 seconds”
  • “instructions unclear…..suddenly im in jail right now”

Unlawful society

“Au au salakau” is of course a gang slogan popularly being chanted by secret society members to show their affiliation to the gang 369.

It is an offence to be a member of an unlawful society under Section 14(3) of the Societies Act 1966 and Section 34(7)(a) of the Covid-19 (Temporary Measures) Act 2020.

Anyone found guilty of being a member of an unlawful society can be jailed for up to three years, fined up to S$5,000, or both.

The Police have zero tolerance towards secret society activities and will not hesitate to take strong actions, including invoking the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act that provides for detention without trial, against anyone involved in secret society and criminal activities that threatens the public safety, peace and good order.

Members of the public are advised to steer clear of secret society activities and to report those engaging in such unlawful activities to the Police immediately.

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DELIVEROO TERMINATES DELIVERY RIDER FOR ‘DELIVERING TOO SLOW’

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A netizen shared a post about a notification she received from Deliveroo which looks to terminate her services thus effectively ending her delivery stint with Deliveroo.

A screenshot of the notification which the netizen received from Deliveroo was also shared inside the post.

A closer look at the screenshot reveals that the netizen was terminated for allegedly ‘taking too long’ to reach customers than what was expected by Deliveroo.

Deliveroo has also tried contact the netizen about the performance which the netizen has given in terms of delivery service but the netizen did not improve.

Hence, a seven days notice was given to the netizen which seeks to terminate the netizen’s service under the ‘supplier agreement’ in line with the netizen’s contract.

During the notice period, the netizen can still continue working on the platform and Deliveroo will continue paying the netizen for services which the netizen has provided until the last day of the notice period which will also be the end of the netizen’s agreement with Deliveroo.

The netizen is asking if anyone knows what action should she take from now onwards.

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Image source: HuiMin Tan/Facebook

GUY DAYDREAMING, WAITING FOR “PRINCESS CHARMING” TO APPEAR

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A netizen shared how he has been fantasizing for his “princess charming” to show up one day and fall in love with him.

Here is the story:

I’ve been foolishly hoping for a Princess Charming to suddenly appear one day and tell me she is in love with me.

You know how some girls fantasize about a Prince Charming, the ultimate love of their lives? I do something similar.

My fantasy goes like this: Out of nowhere, said Princess would show up in my DMs telling me how cute I am and that they would love to hang out with me. She would be so captivated by me that she would forgive all my shortcomings.

This fantasy stems from the fact that I’m terrible at dating and that ultimately I’m not the type of person to go after stuff or people: I simply expect them to fall on my lap.

I’m aware that this is just a fantasy and that I’m kinda lame for having it and not knowing how to do things otherwise.

Netizen’s comments:

  • I bet that’s pretty common. People do just show up sometimes but I found the odds are far better with som effort putting yourself out there.
  • I used to joke that the only way I would find a man is if the delivery guy just decided to stay and have dinner with me. My husband literally fell in my lap. It happens! Neither of us were looking for love. If anything we were actively avoiding it. Don’t give up hope!

Editor’s note: We all have that fantasy don’t we…

GUY STOMACH PAIN, HAVEN’T EVEN SIT DOWN ON TOILET BOWL, POOPED ON FLOOR

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A netizen shared how he had a stomachache and couldn’t make it to the toilet bowl on time, and he then pooped all over the floor.

Here is the story:

“I pooped myself today – it was a disgusting and degrading experience.

I had sushi for lunch and there must’ve been something in it but in the evening I went for a walk and as I got home I felt the unbearable urge to shit the whole way up the lift and stairs.

When I got to the toilet at home, it was too late and the huge poop got all over the floor, the toilet itself, the seat and the surrounding area.

I’m 19 years old and I feel so stupid that this happened to me. Took me about an hour to clear up and it was the grossest thing that I’ve ever done.

I feel so ashamed of myself.”

Netizens’ comments

At least now there’s an explanation as to why people do this. It feels much better knowing that it’s an accident versus on purpose.

The same thing happened at a company I used to work for in one of the toilet cubicles and I had to be the suay one to clean it up…it was disgusting.

I hope you are feeling better now.

Editor’s note: The thought of cleaning the poop makes me gag.