GUY THOUGHT HE CAN “MEDITATE HIS FATS AWAY” BUT STILL A DUMPLING
GF CAN’T FINISH UNLESS SHE PUT HER LEGS STRAIGHT TOGETHER LIKE AN ELECTROCUTED MERMAID
MAN SAYS HE CAN’T GET CAUGHT FOR DRINK DRIVING BECAUSE A DRUNKEN DEITY WILL SHIELD HIM
28 Y.O WOMAN NO BF BEFORE, MET GUY & WANT TO GIVE HER “V” TO HIM BUT HE NOT INTERESTED
GUY TELLS GF TO SHAVE HER UNIBROW OR HE WILL NOT DO HER
WIFE SLURP SLURP BOSS KKJ BECAUSE OWE HIM MONEY, HUSBAND FOUND OUT & FEELS BETRAYED
WOMAN WENT FOR AED COURSE, MALE INSTRUCTOR LIFTED UP HER BRA FOR DEMONSTRATION
WOMAN CAN’T GET TURNED ON BY BF, TOO POLITE & NOT “BEASTLY” ENOUGH IN BED
M’SIAN MAN GOT RICH SG GF & ASSUMED THAT HE IS ONE CLASS ABOVE LOCAL SG
UNI GRAD STARTED 1ST JOB, WANT TO QUIT BECAUSE NO ONE HELP HER, “MENTAL HEALTH SUFFERED”
