FEMALE COLLEAGUE ONLY TALK TO MANAGERS & ABOVE CAUSE SHE CAN SUCK UP FOR PROMOTION
MAN BUYS DOG TO USE AS ‘CHICK MAGNET’, AFTER GET GIRL ALREADY IGNORES DOG
GUY WANTS TO QUIT HIGH-PAYING JOB BECAUSE MICROMANAGING BOSS WATCHES HIM ALL THE TIME
GUY LIED ABOUT BEING NOT ABLE TO SMELL ANYTHING TO IMPRESS HIS CRUSH, LIE FOR 5 YEARS
GIRL SAYS SHE IS SICK OF DESPERATE GUYS WHO CHASE HER, A MAJOR TURN OFF
HUSBAND SECRETLY WENT FOR PLASTIC SURGERY, SPENT $4K ON IT INSTEAD OF BILLS
24 YEAR OLD MAN STILL GET ENFORCE CURFEW BY HIS MOTHER
WOMAN IN THE MOOD BUT CAN’T GET “WET” FOR HUSBAND, DOWN THERE DRY LIKE DESERT
GUY HOOKED UP WITH BEST FRIEND WHEN DRUNK, NOW HE FEELS LIKE VOMITING
COUPLE BOTH WORKING BUT HUSBAND REFUSE TO HELP WITH HOUSEWORK CAUSE HE EARN MORE
