Dear Singapore Uncensored,
I think this bugger damn stress, cannot tahan till reach home, got to shake it out while driving! This is damn serious!
For the offence of handphone driving to stand;
(a) the vehicle is in motion; and(b) the driver is holding on to the handphone with one hand; and
(c) the driver is communicating with any person with that handphone.
Ermmm, how about this case?
For the offence of playing ku ku jiao while driving to stand;
a) the vehicle is in motion; andb) the driver is holding on to his p_n_s with one hand; and
c) the driver is attempting to ej_cul_te
Play Ku Ku Bird And Drive – SG Men Nearly Crashed
SG Kids Pressured. SG Parents Forcing Kids To Take Up Sports Class. Future J.Schooling?
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
After Joseph Schooling victory at 2016 Olympic games. Many Singapore parents are currently hoping that their children will be the next Gold Medal winner. As usual. kiasu….. Monkey see monkey do.
A cousin of mine has been posting on Facebook that his mother is forcing him to go for tennis classes. Even thought he is not interested in it. “My mom want me bring back 1 million dollar, i dont even like tennis”. Come on! Talent is build based on interest not by forcing!!!!
Let Joseph’s journey and victory be a guide for all Singaporean’s that it can be done. His personal interest in swimming is probably what kick started for this long journey. Parents need to understand that all children has different potential to amount to great victory and fame in the future. Dumping him into a random sport to get money in return is a complete joke and will get him or her no way!
No interest = No Interest
What do you guys think?
SG Father Finding Husband For Daughter In Locanto, Posted in PETS SECTION
Father trying to get daughter husband by posting in locanto in pet section. Macham like selling durian.
Father Trying To Get His Daughter A Husband Like Selling Durian |
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
I was looking through locanto and spotted this weird ad…
“My daughter is currently is a local Singapore Chinese girl,39 this year and she yet to ever get a boyfriend. She is a little bit chubby but she is still a virgin.
Im looking for a good guy that can marry my daughter and get her out of my house.
Not expecting any cash in return”
PRC Woman: I’m rich, kick me out of SG if you can!”
Translation of the post:-
“Chase us China people out of Singapore if you can! You all do not have the rights! As long as China people have money, we can go anywhere! You can’t do anything even if you are jealous! We China people are rich! Not like you Singaporean have to take a loan for housing and even television. Shame on you! China people are the boss as long as we have money! Even Governement have to serve us! Nothing you can say will change this!”
What do you guys think?
Locanto Fraud Selling Dogs. Take Money and Run
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
They are telling they are shipping from other countries such as Thailand Malaysia usa and Australia..they telling they will ship by United cargo dog shipping..but it is a big scam..they will tell to transfer 50 percent..but it’s a big cheat..dn transfer and be aware..they will talk to you to brain wash and transfer..tell them to come singapore and give you the puppy..if not dn give..I get cheated so many times..I waited for the dog to come my door step but didn’t..pls be careful..seriously it’s a big mistake
Posted by locanto user
First PRC Cutting Down Trees, Now They Stealing Herbs From My Plants
Dear Singapore Uncensored,
Just few weeks ago, a PRC was caught chopping down a tree for firewood. Now lagi best i open door and see this PRC guy plucking leaf from my neighbour’s plant.
I asked what was he doing and he responded by saying that he need the herbs to make ointment. I say get out of here before i call the police. He ignored me and carry on. WTF?
SG girlfriend told bf, “u are my slave, i say sit he sit . I say stand he stand”
Ridiculous girl that claims that compares her boyfriend to a dog. Is this how our society is today?
Come on relationship is about respect. Sounds like your using him!!!
Joseph Schooling to become overnight millionaire
After Joseph Schooling broke the Olympic record time of 50.39sec and won his gold medal for Singapore gets to keep his SGD1million prize money.
To reward award winning competitors, a motivation plan was formulated by the Singapore National Olympic Council (SNOC) in the 1990s. The Multi-Million Dollar Award Program (MAP) gives a money payout to competitors who win medals at the Olympics, Asian, Commonwealth and SEA Games.
In a report by American television network CBS, “student-competitors are not allowed to be paid”, under National Collegiate Athletic Association rules. As a Singaporean Joseph Schooling is exempted.
4D number 5039 was sold out within an hour of Joseph Schooling winning the race
Joseph Schooling 21 years old had won Singapore first Olympic gold medal in the 100m butterfly, breaking the Olympic record time of 50.39sec.
4D number 5039 was sold out within an hour of Joseph Schooling winning the race.
HUAT AH!
Pokemon GO – Location Of Mewtwo In Singapore
Ok sorry guys. Pokemon’s like mewtwo,mew,zaptos,moltress,articulno any legendary pokemon can only be found during events. Meaning you have to be patient and wait. Share this and prank your friends~! There is no how to get only wait for it to come and be prepared with alot of ultraballs or masterball.