MAN MISSES HIS YOUTH WHERE HE CAN DRINK TILL DRUNK THEN NEXT DAY RECOVER IMMEDIATELY
HUSBAND OFFS PHONE ON PURPOSE, TELLS ME BATTERY FLAT TO GO GEYLANG
WOMAN ASKS WHY SMELLY PEOPLE CAN AFFORD $100 OUTFITS BUT CAN’T AFFORD $5 DEODORANT
GF TELLS BF TO BUY ‘TOY’ FOR HER, HE CAME HOME WITH A CACTUS & TELLS HER OWNSELF PLAY
LOW EQ GUY TELLS CEO’S UNDERCOVER SPY THAT HE DOESN’T LIKE THE JOB
EMPLOYEES QUIT JOB WITH THEIR MANAGER AFTER HE WAS SACKED BY UNREASONABLE BOSS
GUY TELL GF, IF SHE EVER CHECKS HIS PHONE HE WILL CHEAT ON HER ON PURPOSE
MAN PIAK-PIAK WITH DATE NO WEAR ‘HELMET’, SUDDENLY GOT ‘BURNING’ SENSATION
WIFE WANT TO SEE HUSBAND ‘DO’ ANOTHER GIRL, REGRETS WHEN GIRL APPEARS
MAN LIED TO 15 Y.O GIRL, SAYING HE IS 17 Y.O TO GET HER UNTIL BECOME HIS GF
