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GUY OPENS ‘HELMET’ WITH TEETH, IT TEARS APART WHEN HE’S WITH GF

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GUY OPENS ‘HELMET’ WITH TEETH, IT TEARS APART WHEN HE’S WITH GF

A guy shared a story of how he was with his girlfriend one day and things got into the heat of the moment quickly and it advanced to the stage where he needed to don his ‘helmet’.

Usually he opens the ‘helmet’ wrapper with his hands but today he decided to try another pattern and used his mouth to hold the wrapper while he opens it with one hand while his other hand was busy.

Unfortunately, his teeth tore the ‘helmet’ and now he is afraid that he might have given his girlfriend a big belly.

Here is the story

“I was at my girlfriend’s one day and things quickly got into the heat of the moment.

We have always used ‘helmet’ while having fun as we did not want to be young parents.

My dad had this talk with me when I turned legal that I should never open a ‘helmet’ with my mouth as it could cause some tearing, but the reasoning I gave myself that day was that it’s the only way (I’ve managed) to unwrap one with one hand while putting the other to good use.

I figured that with today’s latex technology and if I just tear the corner of the wrapper, it shouldn’t be an issue.

Only tried it today and it turned what was supposedly a wonderful morning adventure into an awful start to the day because the second I done while inside, the tip of the ‘helmet’ ripped…

I felt it and immediately withdrew but it was too late.

My poor girl was terribly stressed but thankfully she works from home.

So I went out and got her her favourite breakfast because you know they say food can always make things better.

I hope it helps her but it spoilt what could have been a great start to the day.”

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GUY ACCIDENTALLY SPILLS HOT TEA ON HIS ‘JOYSTICK’

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GUY ACCIDENTALLY SPILLS HOT TEA ON HIS ‘JOYSTICK’

A guy shared a story of how he woke up one day and made some hot tea to drink like he always does everyday.

He happened to be rushing out for work that day and brought the cup of hot tea which he had just poured for himself into the toilet to drink while he prepares and get ready for work.

While he was down to his birthday suit, he took a sip of the tea and accidentally spilled some of it on his body and eventually on his ‘joystick’, causing it to burn.

Here is the story

“This happened on one of the mornings which I woke up late and was rushing to work.

I like to drink hot tea in the morning. The hotter the better as it wakes me up and perks my spirit. It has become a routine which I never fail to do in the morning.

My favorite mug to hold my morning tea is a gigantic one with my initials on it, it could hold up to almost one litre of tea.

Anyway, I made my morning tea, and right as I finished stirring in the honey, I felt the sudden and immediate urge to take a dump.

So being the gross person that I am and also because I wash rushing as I was already late, I took my tea with me to the bathroom.

Everything was fine until I tried to drink from my mug with one hand. It slipped right before it got to my lips, and fell all down my chest, stomach, and ‘joystick’.

Honestly, my ‘joystick’ got the least of the burn, but you can’t tell that to all those nerve endings.

Needless to say, I will not be drinking hot tea while in my birthday suit again, maybe unless I’m leaning over the sink.

Maybe I should learn to appreciate iced tea?”

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TIGER HEAD SNAKE BODY FIGURINE SPOTTED IN A PROPERTY

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TIGER HEAD SNAKE BODY FIGURINE SPOTTED IN A PROPERTY

A photo has recently emerged on social media showing a figurine of a Tiger head and Snake body inside a property.

Judging from the picture, there is a car in the background bearing a vehicle license plate of Malaysian origin and therefore it appears to not be taken in Singapore but instead our neighbouring country Malaysia.

Here is the picture of the figurine

r/malaysia - What do you call this? Tiger sssssssss

While the coming Chinese New Year which is celebrated all over the world by Chinese is the zodiac year of the Tiger, there seems to be not much of an explanation as to why the figurine is a Tiger head with a snake body.

Here are some comments made by netizens

Netizens have of course made comments about the picture of the Tiger head snake body figurine.

  • This seems like the Chinese idiom, 虎头蛇尾, which loosely translate to Tiger Head Snake Body and its meaning is a strong start but weak finish, maybe the female house owner is talking about her husband’s performance last night.
  • But who would make a statue out of a derogatory idiom and put it in one’s property?
  • I heard Merlion was looking for its long lost cousin…
  • Due to rampant deforestation, tigers have evolved into half snake creature.
  • That’s pretty cool, I would 100% took a selfie with a real snakeger.
  • I pass through this person’s house almost every day, this is probably not the weirdest thing he put there before.
  • A lot of people appear to be Tigers, fierce and stern but at the end of the day they are probably all just snakes with no backbone of their own.
  • Is this what it would look like if the Tiger and the Snake were to reproduce and have offsprings?
  • Whatever the joke or case is, here’s wishing everyone a Happy Chinese New Year!

2 IN 1 DELIVERY, RIDER DOES LALAMOVE & FOODPANDA TOGETHER

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2 IN 1 DELIVERY, RIDER DOES LALAMOVE & FOODPANDA TOGETHER

A photo has emerged on social media showing a delivery rider riding their motorcycle on the road seemingly on the way to deliver items that was ordered by customers.

A closer look at the picture shows that the rider has two thermal bags strapped on their motorcycle which is made up of an orange bag representing Lalamove and a pink bag representing FoodPanda.

This photo does not appear to be taken in Singapore, as seen by the road sign show in the picture.

Therefore, it seems that the riders appears to be in Malaysia instead.

Here is the picture of the delivery rider which was spotted

r/malaysia - Two in one driver.

Comments from netizens

Here are what some of the netizens have to say about the rider in this photo.

  • Get your food and parcel at the same time.
  • The legendary Lalada rider. I heard he has super powers 
  • I work on both sides so that I’ll always come up on top
  • Do they allow this?
  • The hustle lord
  • Work hard is overrated, work smart is the way to go
  • This fella working hella hard man what you mean
  • Poor guy just want better back support while riding
  • Food Rider: Double Agent
  • The other rider must be thinking how much this guy earns in a month

Many courier companies

While there are many companies who have motorcyclists working for them, it is rare to see a bike strapping the bags of two different companies on the back.

It is also common for deliverymen to compare between the prices offered by the different companies to see which is worth doing for the week as the prices vary from week to week given the different incentives that these companies throw to their deliverymen.

Sometimes when it is near the festive season, companies tend to throw out more incentives and earnings for their deliver personnel.

GIRL’S BESTFRIEND CHEATED ON HER BF, DOESN’T KNOW IF SHE SHOULD TELL HIM

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GIRL’S BESTFRIEND CHEATED ON HER BF, DOESN’T KNOW IF SHE SHOULD TELL HIM

A girl shared how her best friend cheated and she can’t decide if she should tell her boyfriend or stay out of it. She also doesn’t want to lose her best friend if she does tell her boyfriend about it.

Here is the story:

My best friend told me she cheated on her boyfriend of 8 months….I have no idea what to do.

My (F22) best friend (F22), let’s call her Rosie, told me she cheated on her boyfriend (M25) of 8 months. Let’s call him Kevin.

My friend and I have been best friends since we were born and we’ve been through EVERYTHING together. I was super shocked when she told me what she had done.

She basically told me that she confessed her love for a guy (M22) and let’s call him Ron. Ron is in her school program and they hooked up a couple of times before she was in a relationship with Kevin. From what she told me, they confessed their love for each other, kissed, and slept together.

She told me that she’s only going to tell me about what happened and maybe her older sister to get advice. I asked her if she was going to tell Kevin and she said she was planning on it.

So, I reached out to her the next day and asked how she was feeling. She said that she hung out with Kevin last night and it was so great and so fun and that she loves him so much.

I then asked if she was going to tell Kevin. She said no. She said they’re so happy together, she really likes being with him, and that it only happened once so it’s not a big deal.

I am incredibly angry with her. Kevin is such a great guy and he does not deserve this at all.

I’ve also been cheated on and I would want to know right away if my SO was cheating. My friend doesn’t know how angry I am yet.

She’s one of my only friends and I don’t want to lose her, but I also think what she did is horrible. I can’t decide if I should just stay out of it, tell Kevin, or talk to Rosie about it more and how she needs to tell Kevin what she did.

Either way, I’d rather not lose my best friend over this, but it’s completely going against my morals and boundaries that Kevin is blind to all of this.

MUSCULAR GUY CAN’T FIND A GIRL BECAUSE THEY THINK HIS DIET IS WEIRD

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MUSCULAR GUY CAN’T FIND A GIRL BECAUSE THEY THINK HIS DIET IS WEIRD

A “shredded 6 pack” guy shared how he thinks most girls don’t want to date people like him because of his strict diet.

Here is the story:

OK hear me out. 3 years ago I decided enough was enough and started my path to getting lean and gaining muscle. I succeeded I have a visible 6 pack and I’m currently doing a clean bulk.

My overall appearance is good I think. The thing is, every time a girl is interested in me and we start to date they quickly start to get annoyed by the fact that I’m extremely picky or selective with my food.

I don’t drink, I don’t eat trash food, etc. They think that I’m a weirdo or something like that.

And I don’t blame them but… How did you think that I got this physique? Just doing exercise? (one girl once told me I spend too much time in the gym also).

Obviously, I’m not saying you should want or accept my obsessive actions but I’m so sick of people assuming you can get my body with like going 3 days a week to the gym.

Netizens comments

  • Just get yourself a 6pack girl
  • Hold out for a woman you’re compatible with. Shes out there waiting for you too.
  • Real talk, man – join a crossfit gym.
    I started working out at one and realized that every girl in there was really fit. And they all worked on their diets and that’s kinda what they were focused on. You might have some good luck there
  • When I started dating my fiancé he was a gym rat and super clean eater. Not that I ate ‘junk’ but every time I’d suggest something to eat he’d say “I don’t eat that”. One day I literally responded with “what DO you eat?”. It was fine with me that he didn’t eat bad foods but eventually for him he started eating the same things as me. Within a year he stopped going to the gym, and started gaining weight, not crazy weight but he wasn’t shredded anymore. Now 5 years later we both go to the gym and eat good.
    I would say in the beginning of dating just plan to go to a restaurant that sells foods you would eat. This way it’s not so noticeable that you eat strict foods and your date can have whatever they want.

GF’S FAMILY FORCE GUY TO DRINK ALCOHOL AS A SIGN OF “RESPECT”

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GF’S FAMILY FORCE GUY TO DRINK ALCOHOL AS A SIGN OF “RESPECT”

So long story short, I have a personal rule to never drink alcohol. I have a myriad of reasons from general health to honouring loved ones, but that’s not the point. The point is that I do not drink ever.

My girlfriend and I went to her family party and apparently, they have a tradition of everyone taking a shot to honour one of their dead relatives. Everyone does it at the same time and talks about what they’re thankful for and everything, but I told the person handing me the shot I wouldn’t drink, and he looked at me funny.

Her cousin pointed me out before they drank it and said I need a shot and I said no I’m ok I don’t drink and he said it’s just one shot and I said no I can’t but please continue I’ll just drink something else and they refused to start.

I ended up leaving after being egged on too much and my girlfriend apologized for me and we left. She did her best to defend me but her family is just stubborn. Everyone was talking about me apparently saying that I was selfish and that I was ruining the night.

It was just one shot but I’ don’t know, I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Here are what netizens think:

  • That’s very inconsiderate of them. You could be a recovering alcoholic or whatever. It’s never a good idea to push someone to drink alcohol. Never! And that’s coming from someone who likes to drink… Respect people’s boundaries!
  • I mean, alcohol is such a weird thing to pressure people about. Or maybe it’s just me? In general though, the alcohol isn’t as important as the fact that they pressured him into doing something he doesn’t want to, with no regard to his boundaries. ‘No’ is a complete sentence. If they can’t respect that, pick a better tradition.
  • Sometimes people feel threatened by the actions of others. For example: if a person likes to drink a little too much, they might feel subconsciously guilty about it. And other people not drinking holds up a mirror to their faces. But if everyone was drinking too, they wouldn’t feel so guilty about it. It is obviously not true for everyone, but sometimes it’s the case.

GUY HASN’T BEEN INTIMATE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR OVER 3 YEARS

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GUY HASN’T BEEN INTIMATE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR OVER 3 YEARS

A guy shared how he has been dating his girlfriend for more than 3 years and they haven’t slept together yet.

Here is the story:

I’m going to keep this short and simple.

I have been dating this girl for 3+ years now (F 21) and me (M 23). I would also like to add that i am a personal trainer. And that girls tend to think I’m very attractive.

When we first started dating, we had a few kisses and make-out sessions. I’ve been with a couple of other girls before but this girl is so different when it comes to being intimate, she doesn’t appear to want to do it.

3 years in, we’re still together but we still haven’t slept together yet. I have complained and we have fought about it millions of times.

She will tell me she loves me more than anything and goes on these crying screaming rants about how much she loves me and how much I mean to her when I accuse her of not wanting to be with me anymore because of the lack of physical intimacy.

She also recently started working at a hospital where there are some men there. Apparently, she added some on Instagram and has been invited out to bars and get-togethers with these guys, also including some women coworkers.

This makes me much more jealous because since I’m not getting any from her, I overthink and tell myself she’s cheating on me. She and I have NEVER BEEN CHEATERS. she has a strong moral path and I know her enough to know she wouldn’t cheat.

But still, I can’t stop thinking about the thought that she doesn’t feel into me anymore and may be flirting with someone else/cheating.

She blames the less intimacy in our relationship because of her work, stress, etc. but a guy is a guy, and I can’t settle on not being intimate with anyone for the rest of my life.

I love her, I am in love with her, but I cant just touch myself 3 times a day to the thought of her and be satisfied.

What do i do? Has anyone been in a situation like this?

BOSS FORCES EMPLOYEE TO TAKE A CUT SO THAT OTHERS CAN GET A RAISE

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BOSS FORCES EMPLOYEE TO TAKE A CUT SO THAT OTHERS CAN GET A RAISE

I feel sick about this but know I made the right decision.

My boss approached me last week after my employee review and informed me that I would be receiving a substantial raise. I was ecstatic and elated because I worked so hard last year and our profits reflected my time and hard work. My position holds equal rank to another employee at the company (we are both in top management) and for years we’ve made the same salary.

However, earlier this week she informed me that after her review she was not offered a raise. Working alongside her I have been witness to her working just as hard as me and being an asset to our company as well.

I felt terrible for her but recognized it was not my place to have an opinion as I am not her boss. However, this morning our boss approached me requesting a meeting in which he informed me that he was unable to offer her a raise because he offered what was left of the budget all to me.

He then proceeded to inform me that unless I split or gave up some of my raise – she would not get one. I split it equally with her and she was very grateful. I know I did the right thing but part of me wonders

Why I wasn’t more selfish in this decision since it wasn’t my responsibility, it was my boss.

Here are what netizens think:

  • I don’t see why your boss would put that on you, its ultimately not your decision. It sounds like this was a test if you both have been working hard. Makes no sense.
  • Company should have made the choice and explained that you both earned it. How does it make sense to anyone that both people equally deserving of something, one gets ignored? I don’t like it one bit, I’m struggling to understand how this made sense to anyone.
  • It’s pretty common for men to be paid more than women when they’re doing a job equally well. Not trying to start an argument or be bitter, just stating a very unfair and unfortunate fact.
  • Your Boss is an idiot! He/She needs to be replaced, hope when your company does the 360 review, you are able to do something about it.

GUY THINKS HE WOULD BETRAY EVERYONE HE KNOWS FOR A BETTER LIFE

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GUY THINKS HE WOULD BETRAY EVERYONE HE KNOWS FOR A BETTER LIFE

A netizen shared how he think that he would betray everyone he knows if he was offered a better life and he’s scared.

Here is the story:

I consider myself a mentally strong individual, with a good sense of justice and a very strong morality.

And yet everyday it eats at me because I wonder if this is just an unconscious act of rebellion against those better off with me and that I would throw everyone I know under the bus if in return I was offered a ticket to the elite class.

It’s not that I know for certain I would, but just that I legitimately do not know because I have never know anything more than my situation.

I have never been an elite. I just see all the tyrants of the world constantly popping into power and wonder if they too had been good people with a good vision at some point or another.

I live in constant misery wondering if everything and everyone I think I care about is just a result of my situation.

Am I breakable?

Netizens comments

They say everyone has a price.

Sounds like you’d sell your soul. Which is kinda what it is. No one gets “elite” status without stepping on a few orchids.

Everyone has morals and ethics until they’re being offered a briefcase full of money.

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